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    Help me think up an excuse for work tonight...

    Got slightly drunk last night and slept for all of about 4 hours, got a 2 hour national express journey of wonderment before I even get home so tbh I don't see me being in any shape to be doing the night shift tonight. Problem is i've only worked there a few weeks and the hangover/drink related illness's aren't going down too well anymore so I need a totally water tight yet good reason not to go into work later...

    Ideas?

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    Your hamster has passed to the other life? Its very traumatic for you as you've had it for the whole of, 2 hours.

    Or if that fails, a family member has fallen ill and has been admitted to hospital, you have to go visit them, as you dont know their condition.

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    the legend dimebag came to you in your sleep and told you to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grm
    Or if that fails, a family member has fallen ill and has been admitted to hospital, you have to go visit them, as you dont know their condition.
    TBH that would work, just tell them one of your relative's was in an accident but if they know any of your family, that won't work.

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    It shouldnt really matter if they know or not, say it's a distant relation, from suadi arabia or something

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    Your long lost nephew Usama bin drunken has been taken ill in Saudi Arabia and you need to spend some time with the family
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    Or, say last night you went out on a piss up (which covers you if anyone saw you), and say when you returned that night, you'd be burgled.

    Then say you'll need to salvage everything because it was wrecked etc, and you need to try and work out whats been taken for insurance purposes. Worked for a friend of mine.

    And he got bout 3 or 4 paid leave.
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    Diarrhoea. You can't work if you can't get up off the toilet.

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    True but for sickness and Diarrhoea you have to go and be checked out by a docter before you can go back to work, hassle i can do without. As it is im currently on a "delayed" coach back from london atm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    totally water tight
    You've got constipation and it hurtsss!!
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    Just tell them u went out in my car

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    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig
    Just tell them u went out in my car
    Within minutes we were in Germany caining it around the Autobahn.....we ran out of fuel so it might be a while before I can manage to get home
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    migraine - youll probably be fine in 24-48 hours, youll sound like a pussy but theyll never be able to prove either way

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroadbandPlacey
    migraine - youll probably be fine in 24-48 hours, youll sound like a pussy but theyll never be able to prove either way
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    Diarrhoea's good, they're not going to check are they? And when anyone asks you about it, just tell them straight up, make them feel uncomfortable.

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