Dictator for a Day

[Smudger]

/can

/can opener

/worms everywhere

/admin draws a gun and just waits.....

We're BRITISH.

Use a knife.

[Gerrard]

All cars in production from the day I take over, will ALWAYS have a spare wheel (space saver is fine) and a jack, and every single person in the world will be taught how to change a wheel

Seconded with the addition manufacturers actually design their car's jacking points to take the weight without collapsing (*cough* Peugeot RCZ...).

That way I can get to work without having to stop and help the mentally retarded with £30k + cars who cant work out how the tyre mouse and pump work and then cant whine that it's "ruined their tyre"

That gave me an amusing mental image of a tyre mouse running around inside!

[Butcher]

All cars in production from the day I take over, will ALWAYS have a spare wheel (space saver is fine) and a jack, and every single person in the world will be taught how to change a wheel

And tested

That way I can get to work without having to stop and help the mentally retarded with £30k + cars who cant work out how the tyre mouse and pump work and then cant whine that it's "ruined their tyre"

If not that, then, I'm allowed to put people out of their misery by the road side, and take their car.

I now carry a space saver (bought on ebay) for my car, since the mousse is junk anyway.

This is what prompted the change, mousse wasn't going to do much here:

[Adrian_K]

At the minute I would change the compensation for delayed trains or just revert this new timetable crap. While it may be better for some its a lot worse for me and Hey I'm the dictator for the day

Another small gripe would be abolishing all telephone queuing systems that make me sit in a queue to choose an automated option who will then put me into another queue :/ *cough Doctors *cough*