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    Crabs

    Over the last few days I have been noticing my uncontrollable fear of crabs, the sea type crabs that is

    If you put a tarantula on me I wouldn't bat and eyelid, unless it began gnawing on me, but I physically could not stand a crab. Hell, lobsters wouldn't cause me any problems either.

    By far the worst are the spindly deep sea ******s!





    Anyone else feel the same or am I just a pansy?

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    Imagine if 'the other sort' looked like that!! Now THAT would be scary!!!
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    ya big pansy.. although there are some reet scary ones in Africa... they eat birds :S

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    You're a pansy, like my BF.... he's scared of anything that lives in teh sea...

    says he'll protect me from anything, except if it's a crab or a squid. (then he'd run away like a big girl)

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    HAHAHA i was worried that u'd managed to contract them lol

    I'm not fussed about crabs, but i dont like jelly fish - they're the only reason i wont go near the sea!

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    ugly buggers aye, but mighty tasty

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    i think i may have a phobia of stickers....

    think thats my only one i just dont like them for some reason, dont mind badges but stickers freak me out

    mabye it aint a phobia - just me being an idiot

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    Jelly fish are the only thing i'm really scared of.

    Got stung by a jelly fish when I was on holiday in Antigua, bloody hurt!

    Crabs, don't really have a problem with them, appart from those gigantic ones, like the Kraken (I don't actually think they exist) that are like 15ft across, apparently they live in the sea near Japan.

    *edit* nope, they're not called Kraken but I remember reading about some Giant crabs that live near Japan!

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    Crabs pwn. That's a cool crab tbh
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    lol...
    not really a fan of crabs...unless it involves a summers day outside eating them on the patio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate Pete
    i think i may have a phobia of stickers....

    think thats my only one i just dont like them for some reason, dont mind badges but stickers freak me out

    mabye it aint a phobia - just me being an idiot

    Pete
    OH NO! You're not alone... I hate them too... i refuse to have anything sticky and paper based stuck on my vicinity. Apple stickers, dentists stickers... yuk yuk I will freak out if someone tries to stick something on me

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    *shivers* god i hate crabs, tarantula's too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai
    OH NO! You're not alone... I hate them too... i refuse to have anything sticky and paper based stuck on my vicinity. Apple stickers, dentists stickers... yuk yuk I will freak out if someone tries to stick something on me
    Can I chase you with a pad of large post-it notes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big RICHARD
    Can I chase you with a pad of large post-it notes?
    No

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    if you dont like crabs and/or you want to see suction and high pressure in action watch the vid here (not a SFW site)

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