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About LinkBacksIf someone were trying to fix an electrical circuit, but were having trouble, what might you say to motivate them?
Solder on.
And if they finished, what would you say?
Weld done.
If someone were trying to fix an electrical circuit, but were having trouble, what might you say to motivate them?
Solder on.
And if they finished, what would you say?
Weld done.
Mary Rose sat on a pin,Mary rose.
I bought these shoes from a drug-dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day.
wazzickle (02-08-2018)
Bloke is online, playing computer games when he sees a pop up advert for "Gamer Needed, must be able to eat chocolate digestives and drink tea, while gaming 9am to 4pm. Pub trips part of the job"
He hits the advert, clicks through to the agency, connects to Skype and the voice on the end says
"Hi, thanks for calling. We're interested in gamers who can eat choccy biccies and drink tea, but will pop to the pub mid afternoon with everyone... is that you?"
"Damn straight it is" he replies
"Please make your way from your London IP location to Cornwall, to a small village near Penzance"
"Is that where the interview is?"
"No son.. it's where the queue starts"
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
Does my French wife like 'watersports'? Oui
The motto of the French Navy is "To the water, the hour has come" which translates to "A l'eau, c'est l'heure"
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virtuo (03-08-2018)
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
Why do french people only ever have one-egg omelettes? Because un ouef is enough!
What's Beethovens favourite fruit?
Banana!
(say it in the minions voice if you don't get it straight away)
Have you ever played bonopoly?
It's like monopoly except the streets have no name.
Diablo Immortal....
after 100 yrs at the bottom of the atlantic, Irish divers were amazed to find the swimming pool of the titanic was still full.
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
CAT-THE-FIFTH (05-11-2018)
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is a big heavy animal, and the other is a little lighter.
Output (05-11-2018)
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator... only a fraction of you will get that!
Peter Parker (06-11-2018)
Best thing I ever did was to remove the rear-view mirror from my car; I haven't looked back since!
Peter Parker (06-11-2018),wazzickle (11-11-2018)
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