Gouging

I gouged my moob with my work ID badge.

My nipple nurts.

I demand sympathy. I am still getting used to being that fat man.

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Sorry.

Sympathy you say? Hmm.... HOW DARE THAT ID BADGE ASSAULT YOUR PERSON!

sympathy ??

Not a chance.

Sympathy? Yes, you’ll find it in a dictionary under ‘S’!

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Originally Posted by philehidiot

I demand sympathy. I am still getting used to being that fat man.

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Stop using stupid hard, sharp-edged ID holders, then.

Get one of these:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/OneTigris-T...gris%2Bid&th=1

I've had mine for several years. It's awesome!!

Wear it on your belt, problem solved.

Anyone brave enough to Google Image search Man Bra? :)

I honestly don't remember starting this thread.

Alcohol is bad, people. Very bad.