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    Gouging

    I gouged my moob with my work ID badge.

    My nipple nurts.

    I demand sympathy. I am still getting used to being that fat man.

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    Sorry.

    Sympathy you say? Hmm.... HOW DARE THAT ID BADGE ASSAULT YOUR PERSON!

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    Re: Gouging

    sympathy ??

    Not a chance.
    Cheers, David



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    Re: Gouging

    Sympathy? Yes, you’ll find it in a dictionary under ‘S’!
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    Re: Gouging

    Quote Originally Posted by philehidiot View Post
    I demand sympathy. I am still getting used to being that fat man.
    Stop using stupid hard, sharp-edged ID holders, then.

    Get one of these:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/OneTigris-T...gris%2Bid&th=1

    I've had mine for several years. It's awesome!!

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    Re: Gouging

    Wear it on your belt, problem solved.

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    Re: Gouging

    Anyone brave enough to Google Image search Man Bra?
    Last edited by Ice Tea; 10-08-2018 at 02:04 PM.

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    Re: Gouging

    I honestly don't remember starting this thread.

    Alcohol is bad, people. Very bad.

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