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    Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-br...-idUKKBN1O514V

    how can anyone, under that level of spotlight ( and its deliberate spotlight.. he seeks it all of the time)... fail to declare over £50,000 of income on time? Did he forget?

    Quote Originally Posted by Reuters
    In her report, the commissioner, Kathryn Stone, concluded that Johnson was in breach of the rules of the House of Commons, parliament’s lower chamber, for a failure to fulfil his responsibilities, saying it was neither “inadvertent” nor “minor”.
    He writes a weekly column for the Daily Telegraph and earns £275,000 for that....but seems to have failed to budget these incomes in the alloted time.

    Nubber... prime nubber.

    how on EARTH does he expect any normal income household to believe a single solitary word from him?

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    I think his punishment probably indicates how/why he didn't bother to declare it. Failure to declare a casual £50k = an apology. I imagine HMRC would take an equally lenient attitude if any of us were to apply a similar rounding error to a tax return...

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    OH......... MY........ GAWD............

    Have we returned to medieval times? Have Nazis taken over the British penal system? What kind of barbaric people would do this to Boris??!!!
    Sure he made some mistakes and technically did something a mite dodgy, but is there any need to publicly brutalise the man??!!
    Jeez, is this is the sort of punishment we dole out to people now? It'd have been kinder to just find a couple of hard pite-hitting back benchers to go to work on the B-Jo with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...!!

    Is he OK? Does he need much counselling? Have victim support been notified? You know, I feel the PTSD about to hit me just from reading about the poor man's ordeal. How he is still standing after enduring such a fate is an absolute miracle..... I should probably vote for him on the next electy-thing day.

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by Ttaskmaster View Post
    OH......... MY........ GAWD............

    Have we returned to medieval times? Have Nazis taken over the British penal system? What kind of barbaric people would do this to Boris??!!!
    Sure he made some mistakes and technically did something a mite dodgy, but is there any need to publicly brutalise the man??!!
    Jeez, is this is the sort of punishment we dole out to people now? It'd have been kinder to just find a couple of hard pite-hitting back benchers to go to work on the B-Jo with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch...!!

    Is he OK? Does he need much counselling? Have victim support been notified? You know, I feel the PTSD about to hit me just from reading about the poor man's ordeal. How he is still standing after enduring such a fate is an absolute miracle..... I should probably vote for him on the next electy-thing day.
    you're right.. I'm sorry... I was a tad harsh....

    I wil assign you as his counselor (and I don't even know how to spell counsellor) and we can all go see him Christmas day and make sure he's ok, poor little floppy-haired darling.

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    anyone needing secret santa ideas?

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wheres-Bori.../dp/1409153533


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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    you're right.. I'm sorry... I was a tad harsh....
    Why, what did you do to him?
    I was talking about being ordered to apologise!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    I wil assign you as his counselor (and I don't even know how to spell counsellor)
    It's spelled 'councillor'... and, being his one, I believe it therefore entitles me to a percentage... Thanks very much!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ttaskmaster View Post

    It's spelled 'councillor'... and, being his one, I believe it therefore entitles me to a percentage... Thanks very much!!
    Actually its counsellor
    Jon

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    You sure it's not clownseller?

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by ik9000 View Post
    You sure it's not clownseller?
    Could well be
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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonj1611 View Post
    Actually its counsellor
    Are you absolutely certain?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Councillor

    Quote Originally Posted by ik9000 View Post
    You sure it's not clownseller?
    Why, are you in the market for some? For the right price, I'm sure we can find whatever suits your needs best!

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    I think Zak was referring to a counsellor - someone who is trained to listen to people and give them advice about their problems.

    Think your talking about a councillor which is an elected member of a local government
    Jon

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonj1611 View Post
    I think Zak was referring to a counsellor - someone who is trained to listen to people and give them advice about their problems.
    Think your talking about a councillor which is an elected member of a local government
    Yes indeed. Same word, different spellings.
    It's almost as if the joke were written for me...... don't you think?

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by Ttaskmaster View Post
    Yes indeed. Same word, different spellings.
    It's almost as if the joke were written for me...... don't you think?
    Both cost a lot more than they're worth.

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    Re: Boris Jonson - absolute nubber

    Quote Originally Posted by Ttaskmaster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ik9000 View Post
    You sure it's not clownseller?
    Why, are you in the market for some? For the right price, I'm sure we can find whatever suits your needs best!
    Type "Boris Johnson Clown" into google. These are just a few of the hits:








    So no, I'm not in the market for that particular line of clown. Certainly not one who misled the public about serious matters such as whether or not to vote leave with statements that later turned out to be less than substantiable.

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