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    Humourous and true (apparently)


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    marvellous

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    Funny all the same

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    Why does my Photoshop not open this?

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    its a pity the police didnt play along with it a little and mock up some photoshops of a baby drivng a modified doloreen. very amusing though

    Seems a bit silly to let people on the net get your details though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poindextermatic
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    quality return from the police though humourless B******ds...
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    Iain, yes, it is true. It was reported in a couple of newspapers a few months ago, after being picked up from an NZ paper...
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    Lol, that awsome!
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    LMAO- u no, he didn't sound sarcastic at all in his letter.
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    Seen that before is very funny
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    Quality !!

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