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  1. 07-03-2005, 07:40 PM #1
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    Sounds about right lol...

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie?

    Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
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    lol, was joking about that the other day, great thing is stores like macro are selling all the cancerous stock off too employees for very little.

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    was arguing this with the mrs the other day (she smokes you see) and i cant for the life of me understand why people (smokers) get so het up about an unproven link to cancer when they know from many good studies that SMOKING KILLS YOU, not just cancer, but any number of ways. damn them all for not thinking.
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    So true it hurts tbh

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.
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    lol, its funny cos its tru
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    Lol, very very good.
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    lol. sad but true..
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    Yeah crazy how some small things like that (apparently the risk ain't that great) food scare get so much attention... yet we breath in car fumes, smoke etc etc... and no one gives a hoot!
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    Think I'm gonna start a black market operation selling Worcester sauce crisps on eBay tbh

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    Well, for all of you who are having withdrawal symptons from your Worchester Sauce, you'll be glad to know Lee & Perrin's Worchester Sauce is clear of Sudan 1.

    Its only that evil Cross & Blackwell stuff thats invaded our supermarkets with the cancer causing colourant.
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    Well we're all gonna die one day anyway so why worry about it??!

    Tho tbh Im not into cancer sticks, much rather eat and drink myself to death! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xcelsion
    ...Its only that evil Cross & Blackwell stuff thats invaded our supermarkets with the cancer causing colourant.
    But who on EARTH would buy C&B Worcester Sauce? It's just wrong...
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    Well, by the sounds of it, most of the food industry..

    Cross & Blackwell, the marmite of the Worchester sauce industry.
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