Results 1 to 13 of 13

Thread: Sounds about right lol...

  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    12,181
    Thanks
    910
    Thanked
    598 times in 419 posts

    Sounds about right lol...

    Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

    Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

    Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

    Customer: Hamburger Relish?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Sausage and Mash?

    Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

    Customer: Cottage Pie?

    Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

    Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

    Shopkeeper: Yes

    Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

    Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

  2. #2
    HEXUS.Metal Knoxville's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Down In A Hole
    Posts
    9,388
    Thanks
    484
    Thanked
    442 times in 255 posts
    • Knoxville's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Intel X58
      • CPU:
      • Intel i7 920
      • Memory:
      • 2GB DDR3
      • Storage:
      • 1TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • ATi HD3450
      • PSU:
      • Generic
      • Case:
      • Cheap and nasty
      • Operating System:
      • Vista 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • 24" LG LCD
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Media 20mb
    lol, was joking about that the other day, great thing is stores like macro are selling all the cancerous stock off too employees for very little.

  3. #3
    21st century digital boy noah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    cardiff
    Posts
    1,491
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    was arguing this with the mrs the other day (she smokes you see) and i cant for the life of me understand why people (smokers) get so het up about an unproven link to cancer when they know from many good studies that SMOKING KILLS YOU, not just cancer, but any number of ways. damn them all for not thinking.

  4. #4
    Senior Member Tumble's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Right in the Pickle Barrel
    Posts
    7,217
    Thanks
    271
    Thanked
    315 times in 217 posts
    So true it hurts tbh

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

  5. #5
    Suck, Squish, Bang, Blow
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Essex
    Posts
    871
    Thanks
    13
    Thanked
    2 times in 2 posts
    lol, its funny cos its tru
    You've got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true?

  6. #6
    Xcelsion... In Disguise. Xaneden's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    1,699
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    Lol, very very good.
    New Sig on the Way...

  7. #7
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    W Yorkshire
    Posts
    5,691
    Thanks
    85
    Thanked
    15 times in 13 posts
    • XA04's system
      • Motherboard:
      • MSI X570-A Pro
      • CPU:
      • AMD Ryzen 5 3600
      • Memory:
      • Corsair 2x 8gb DDR 4 3200
      • Storage:
      • 1TB Serpent M.2 SSD & 4TB HDD
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Palit RTX 2060
      • PSU:
      • Antec Truepower 650W
      • Case:
      • Fractcal Meshify C
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10
      • Monitor(s):
      • iiyama 34" Curved UWQHD
      • Internet:
      • Virgin 100mb Fibre
    lol. sad but true..

  8. #8
    Poiny Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    791
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked
    1 time in 1 post
    Yeah crazy how some small things like that (apparently the risk ain't that great) food scare get so much attention... yet we breath in car fumes, smoke etc etc... and no one gives a hoot!
    Windows XP / 1.1MB Orange BB: E6600 Core 2 Duo Gigabyte GA 965P-DS3P EVGA 8800GTS Superclocked WD 250GB SATA2/300 2GB Corsair TwinX 6400 DDR2 Corsair HX 520 PSU 17in LG Flatron SONY DVD RW DRU-800A Akasa Zen case SB Audigy

  9. #9
    HEXUS.Metal Knoxville's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Down In A Hole
    Posts
    9,388
    Thanks
    484
    Thanked
    442 times in 255 posts
    • Knoxville's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Intel X58
      • CPU:
      • Intel i7 920
      • Memory:
      • 2GB DDR3
      • Storage:
      • 1TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • ATi HD3450
      • PSU:
      • Generic
      • Case:
      • Cheap and nasty
      • Operating System:
      • Vista 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • 24" LG LCD
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Media 20mb
    Think I'm gonna start a black market operation selling Worcester sauce crisps on eBay tbh

  10. #10
    Xcelsion... In Disguise. Xaneden's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    1,699
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    Well, for all of you who are having withdrawal symptons from your Worchester Sauce, you'll be glad to know Lee & Perrin's Worchester Sauce is clear of Sudan 1.

    Its only that evil Cross & Blackwell stuff thats invaded our supermarkets with the cancer causing colourant.
    New Sig on the Way...

  11. #11
    The Jelly made me do it! Honoop's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    St. Albans, Herts
    Posts
    1,098
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked
    3 times in 3 posts
    Well we're all gonna die one day anyway so why worry about it??!

    Tho tbh Im not into cancer sticks, much rather eat and drink myself to death! lol
    If you're not living on the edge, you take up too much room

  12. #12
    Will work for beer... nichomach's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Preston, Lancs
    Posts
    6,137
    Thanks
    564
    Thanked
    139 times in 100 posts
    • nichomach's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte GA-870A-UD3
      • CPU:
      • AMD Phenom II X6 1055T 95W
      • Memory:
      • 16GB DR3
      • Storage:
      • 1x250GB Maxtor SATAII, 1x 400GB Hitachi SATAII
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Zotac GTX 1060 3GB
      • PSU:
      • Coolermaster 500W
      • Case:
      • Coolermaster Elite 430
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 10
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 20" TFT
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Media Cable
    Quote Originally Posted by Xcelsion
    ...Its only that evil Cross & Blackwell stuff thats invaded our supermarkets with the cancer causing colourant.
    But who on EARTH would buy C&B Worcester Sauce? It's just wrong...

  13. #13
    Xcelsion... In Disguise. Xaneden's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    1,699
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    Well, by the sounds of it, most of the food industry..

    Cross & Blackwell, the marmite of the Worchester sauce industry.
    New Sig on the Way...

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. LOL Ebay
    By Howard in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 16-02-2005, 01:06 AM
  2. DVD Recorders @ Dixons + Richer Sounds
    By PriestJPN in forum Retail Therapy and Bargains
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 13-08-2004, 11:53 PM
  3. this could be the end if i blow it lol
    By bigjonnyauk in forum PC Hardware and Components
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 21-05-2004, 09:00 AM
  4. Computer sounds like a JUMBO JET today
    By prehensile in forum PC Hardware and Components
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 27-11-2003, 01:58 AM
  5. My first post again :D lol
    By Jcb33 in forum PC Hardware and Components
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 24-07-2003, 04:12 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •