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    Funniest job ad ever!

    This'll have you lot giggling like little school girls, haha.

    And before you ask, YES it is a real job ad published in Electronics Weekly. If anyone matches the criteria, I'd sign up - sounds like a quality place to work!


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    Lol. .Very strange.. Sounds like a laugh, but also sounds as if they maybe just a tad desperate!!

    nice post


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    Yep stunning find and i'd have to say one of the best quality threads of the week.

    Keep more like that coming

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    lol, the thing is, if people saw that in their column, they'd read it so it does work

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    This isn't the funniest job advert but it is the funniest job wanted advert.

    http://www.lexingtonprosecutor.com/EmploymentWanted.htm

    References available from the U.S. District attorney is the bit that kills me.

    It's also true and not a spoof.
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    LoL, gotta be the best job advert I've ever read
    I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am so that's the way it comes out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by |SilentDeath|


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    I'd make a great human shield as well if I knew a bit more about Linux other than "it's not windows" haha!

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