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    Good, bad and the ugly

    1.
    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

    2.
    Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She's a lawyer.

    3.
    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    4.
    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    5.
    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    6.
    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    7.
    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    8.
    Good: The postman's early.
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

    9.
    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    10.
    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    Way ugly: She makes more money than you.

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    totally rad man

    the postal worker one was the best

    laugh out loud stuff

    Pete

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    Yeah really good stuff cheered up my morning, ta mate

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    eased my hangover big time.

    thanks

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    Mine 2

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    lol, glad it cheered you guys up then,

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    they were good dude, gave me a quit giggle

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    lol, super cool!

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