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  1. 31-03-2005, 01:54 PM #33
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    Rubbing up against the mrs in bed & getting told if you poke her one more time she'll snap the damned thing off
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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    Bet you do them cheeky "1 lifters" in bed don't you then put the duvet over the wifes head until she goes " EEEEEWWWWWWW "
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildmonkeyUK
    Bet you do them cheeky "1 lifters" in bed don't you then put the duvet over the wifes head until she goes " EEEEEWWWWWWW "
    Isnt that called 'Dutch ovening'??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auran
    As it's on his video phone and I don't own one that will play video's - yes it is my mate

    Worryingly he has some FAR worse ones that I cannot in good concience mention on a family message board
    That sounds ALOT like my brother! He has the same video along with some "Angry Kid" and alot of porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bertie
    Hehe got several chuckles out of that -all true! Going to the tip is a good one


    'Real men' tip so much stuff that they take their girlfriend/wife to the tip along with them to stop the supervisors thinking they're commercial tippers and whacking them with huge fees
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  7. 31-03-2005, 05:32 PM #39
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    cracking one out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grm
    That sounds ALOT like my brother! He has the same video along with some "Angry Kid" and alot of porn.
    Sme of the angry kid ones have me in stitches
    If it ain't broke, fetch a bigger hammer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auran
    Sme of the angry kid ones have me in stitches
    I think that Angry Kid should see some one, sounds to me as if he's angry at his dad.
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    sat in the bath with a large glass of jack, surfing hexus on my phone
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