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    April Fools Day funnies found elsewhere.

    We know hexus has a funny on the front page... but has anyone found any others...

    I'll start the ball rolling with this one

    http://www.google.co.uk/googlegulp/

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    Here are some great ones from I want one of those.com

    http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/Categ...EMC-March_off7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famished
    Here are some great ones from I want one of those.com

    http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/Categ...EMC-March_off7
    The Blootooth brush is classic


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    well the hexus one was good enough to fool everyone in my office

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    well i took my driving test today and the instructor told me i failed then let it set in a bit and giggles and then told me i passed...

    Bastardo

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    ROFL classic, finllay one with a sense of humour, and congrats btw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt D
    ROFL classic, finllay one with a sense of humour, and congrats btw

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    hehe, yeah i see the funny side, but i was about to get quite upset

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    Quote Originally Posted by fathazza
    hehe, yeah i see the funny side, but i was about to get quite upset
    Heh I would have swore like a trooper at him

    Heres another April fools I've found on the interweb ;

    http://www.hermitscave.org/

    Had me for about 10 secs before I noticed the symbol @ the bottom corner.

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    I ran out of imagination a bit, I'm afraid, and zapped the following round the office:

    "Our antivirus company has released the following alert:

    "Virus: Win32/Killdisk

    Threat metrics:

    In the wild: High
    Damage: Severe
    Spread: Highly contagious

    Technical details:

    Killdisk arrives either as an infected email attachment or via MSN Messenger, or may be downloaded from a maliciously crafted web page. It is a low-level disk corruption virus which when executed performs the following actions:

    1. Creates an email with an attachment carrying itself which it sends to everyone in the user's address book.
    2. Attempts to escalate the privileges with which it runs to System Administrator level 3. Causes unusual hard disk activity. Killdisk causes the disk to vibrate at a frequency of 127kHz, creating a harmonic resonance cascade which can cause physical damage to the machine, such as the casing cracking and expelling fragments at high velocity, and can cause a ringing in the ears for the operator. Extended exposure can cause deafness, paralysis and addiction to daytime TV.

    Remedial action:

    We will be releasing a definition update later today, but until then the following best practices should be observed:
    1. Physically isolate the infected machine; we suggest a locked firesafe in a separate building. Abroad if possible. Above all, remove it from proximity to children and small animals. And electrical appliances.
    2. If the machine must be used, wear appropriate protective garments.
    3. Appeal to whatever deity you believe in."

    Consequently, the firm will be issuing reinforced leather gauntlets, earplugs, welding masks and bulletproof Kevlar vests to all computer operators. Please call me on 280 for details.

    Do NOT forward this email."

    Pretty obvious, I thought, but I've had enquiries about the gauntlets...

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    Quote Originally Posted by skuzgib
    Superb !!! absolutely superb... that needs putting in the WoW thread

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    http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/Categ...x?list=search&category=fool&CMP=EMC-March_off7


    lol
    Last edited by Xusen; 01-04-2005 at 03:41 PM.

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    FFS, I can't read any of this stuff at work.....

    I need a laugh too!

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