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  1. 14-04-2005, 03:13 PM #1
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    sorry for been sexist but..

    this is a great fairy tale.

    Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?"
    She said "No"
    And the guy lived happily ever after........
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  2. 14-04-2005, 03:44 PM #2
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    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiightttttttttt... i'm just going to move over to another forum...
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    bad sport, c'mon see the funny side of it
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  5. 14-04-2005, 04:29 PM #5
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    I thought it was hilarious!
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    As a twice married (once divorced) man, all I can say is.. lmfao!
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    i thought it was funnny - just a bit out there
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  8. 14-04-2005, 07:31 PM #8
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    THANKYOU FOR THAT

    and she found a nicer man that wasn't such an ass
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    Want to hear another joke...



    British Rail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai
    THANKYOU FOR THAT

    and she found a nicer man that wasn't such an ass
    Hey, he didn't say anything about her NOT being happy!

    Whassup baby?!
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    lol amusing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trippledence
    Want to hear another joke...

    British Rail!
    lol
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    made me laugh.
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    Five guys in an audi quattro get pulled over by the police on the motorway going through germany.....

    The officer walks up to the window and says (Irish accent) Can I see the documents for dis here car please sir?

    Of course officer *reads badge* Paddy here you go

    Paddy looks over the registration documents for a few seconds and says

    Dis can't be right it says here it carries 5 but the cars called a quattro, now I ain't stupid but I know what quattro means, it means 4 so there should only be 4 of you in here, one of you's gonna have to get out

    Look the document says 5 passengers says the driver, its called a quattro because it has four wheel drive not because your only allowed 4 people....

    The argument goes on for a few minutes paddy sticking firmly to his guns requesting one of them gets left at the side of the road, Eventually the guy gets so irate he says, listen you obviously don't know what your on about I wanna speak to your supervisor.

    The policeman turns round and theres a muffled exchange over the radio, he then turns back and replies.......No murphey says he's still busy with the 2 fellas he pulled over in a fiat uno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    fiat uno
    Lol, I should have seen that coming, but I didn't.

    Still trying to work out why Paddy and Murphey were policing an Autobahn.
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