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    Are you talking to me?!

    So... last saturday i got up at 5am in order to fly in an official RAF aeroplane.

    All goes great until i see some chav (which is bad enough for anyone, anytime!)

    I just happen to know him though, and he starts to chat to me.

    All goes OK until he accuses me of being a chav!

    *&%$ing |/[~head.

    Does anyone have any ideas as how to brutally murder him?

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    lmao, knock his teeth out. (Btw actually do this, don't threaten to otherwise you actually are a chav )
    Last edited by XA04; 14-04-2005 at 12:13 AM.

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    Chavs often have oversized sig's </hint>
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    I think you should turn up in a burberry cap, and as mach other chav clothing as possible, and do 2 things

    1. Take a photo of yourself, and send it to us
    2. Tell him again you're not a chav

    That ironic message was brought to you by ajbrun .
    Last edited by ajbrun; 14-04-2005 at 12:03 AM.

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