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    What did I order?

    Just a joke..........

    A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special Chicken Surprise.

    The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

    Just as the wife is about to start on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

    "Goodness, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

    He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and this time he sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid firmly slams back down.

    Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.

    "Well sir", says the waiter, "What did you order?"

    "We both chose the same", he replies, "the Chicken Surprise."

    "Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter ...
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    ....................> "I've brought you the Peking Duck......."

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    excellent punnage

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    [Edit] Quite a good joke actually for a clean one
    Last edited by Lee H; 20-04-2005 at 05:11 PM.

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    ugh, thats PANTS Mr. Ross, you shalt be force to have a very boring conversation with a double glazing salesman for forcing that upon thee

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    Are you sure you're not Zak in disguise?
    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike_w
    Are you sure you're not Zak in disguise?

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    lol

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    i actually laughed out loud at that

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    Excellent joke, just what the doctor ordered!

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    err, i don't get it...

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    made me laugh
    alexander its peking duck its prounounced "peeking duck" so the eyes peering/peeking at them.........

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    alexander....you're joking right?

    It was very drole but it got a giggle

    nice one david

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