...And now for a random fact about Vin Diesal

[Swafe]

Vin Diesel is the cause of gravity. He picked 9.8 m/s for the gravitational constant because he deemed it to be "a ****ing awesome number." And that was that.

Vin Diesel can smelt iron simply by squeezing limestone and iron ore between his hands. Before he became famous he would smelt up to three hundred tons a day in order to have money to live.

Vin Diesel used the Shroud of Turin as a tissue.

Vin Diesel can cut 2" thick steel piping using only his rectum and Beatrice Arthur.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/




Sorry 0ID, dude I know Vaul will be along shortly, some funny stuff on that site tho

[mike_w]

And there I was thinking this might actually be a sensible thread. Bit stupid of me, really!

All Spell Checkers are actually mini Vin Diesels inside your computer. This is possible due to the fact that when Vin Diesel is cut into pieces each piece becomes a smaller and more verbose Vin Diesel.

[Swafe]

According to Diesel, all animals look that much sexier if you put them in a thong.




Against popular belief, Vin Diesel did NOT star in "The Fast And The Furious". It was in fact his younger brother, Rim Diesel. When Vin found out about his brother using his name, he flew into a murderous rage and beat his brother to death with his own veins. Onlookers were quoted as saying "It would have been ironic if Vin had been Fast and Furious; however, he was actually rather slow and placid."

No Doubt’s “Just a Girl” is loosely based on Vin Diesel’s career as a girl.

[Tarffie]

"Is in fact also 4 other people: Bill Gates, George Lucas, Julian Clary and Barry Manilow."

XD

"My friend Mark said he saw Vin Diesel totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window"

[JK Ferret]

Vin Diesel is the sun.

It has been said that Vin Diesel will the last being alive when the universe comes to an end. It is for this reason he invented pornography. (wtf?)

Vin Diesel likes peppermints.

That last really is random!

[Knoxville]

Vin Diesel cured Socrates' premature ejaculation problem simply with a quick thwack to the scrotum and a slight tug of the uvula.

Vin Diesel created the beloved character Mary Poppins. She is loosely based on Vin's own life, except his body count was a LOT higher.

Vin Diesel's toast lands butter side up.

[silent ben]

He has an ant farm that is ruled by an oppressive theocratic dictatorship made up of beetles.

ooooo, topical

Edit:

Marlon Brando once made Vin Diesel on offer he couldn't refuse but was told to 'cram it up his a$$'.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around...Vin still hears it.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

[scottyman]

ROFL -
Just showed this to my g/f. She walked away. *sob*

[midzt]

Vin Diesel stole the cookie from the cookie jar.



Vin Diesel has beaten Sim City.

[Rave]

Vin Diesel killed four people when he took a s*** off the top of the Shin Kong-Mitsukoshi building. The deaths were ruled accidental but he is no longer permitted to enter Taiwan or the Republic of Haiti.

ROFL at this, cheers

Edit: Vin Diesel, a vehement anti-environmentalist, was born Vincenzo Baldermort Unleaded, but changed his surname to appease his own pro-pollution views.

[Lee H]

Vin Diesel was constructed out of seventeen cordless electrical drills, fourteen miles of silver duct tape and a dead rabbit

[Stoo]

During a freak electric storm, lightning hit a tree near Vin Diesel’s house knocking a branch off. He whittled the branch into a canoe and named it “Wonderboy.” This would later fuel his love for competitive canoe racing and his being cast in “The Fast and the Furious.”

Vin Diesel has a prehensile tail that he has trained himself to knife fight with.

Vin Diesel once challenged Buddha to a match of Greco-Roman wrestling. The results of the match were never made public.

Has a rare species of lemur named for him.

There are pictures in northern India depicting Vin Diesel pimping a man's rickshaw. At this time Vin Diesel was in a gaseous state, making such a feat child's play.

Vin Diesel once had a bolt-throwing contest against Zeus. It ended in a tie.

He tickled Ghengis Khan to death.

[Stoo]

Vin Diesel gave birth to Abe Lincoln, Muddy Waters, and Spider-Man during the heat wave of 1968.

Seriously.. WTF? LOL

[Spunkey]

Vin Diesel IS Keyser Soze

Single-handedly took down an entire group of ninjas by shouting his name.

[streetster]

J. Edgar Hoover's cross dressing fetish was discovered at a sleep over with Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel was wearing a dress made of plasma and fecal matter.

Four of the Five Books of Moses were inspired by Vin Diesel's experiences as a pastoral nomad during the Middle Bronze Age.

Is both the architect of, and banned by the Geneva Convention.

Vin Diesel signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 as a joke to punish the Germans because during the mid-1800's Otto von Bismarck told him he was out of shape. Hitler later called him a giant douche, so he shot him in the face.

[skuzgib]

LOL these are all classics!

"Vin Diesel once used Gary Coleman as a hand puppet. Coleman said the experience changed his life and led him to give up smoking."