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    For those of you born before 1986

    FOR THOSE BORN BEFORE 1986

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.

    When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

    We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.

    We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

    We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this.

    We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded.


    We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms.

    We had friends - we went outside and found them.

    We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!

    We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law suits.

    We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

    We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.

    We walked to friends' homes.

    We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.

    We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They actually sided with the law.

    This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

    And you're one of them. Congratulations!

    Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

    For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us.

    This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face:

    The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986........They

    are called youth.

    They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle.

    For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

    AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born.

    Michael Jackson has always been white.

    To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

    They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year.

    They can never imagine life before computers.

    They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.

    They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

    They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

    Now let's check if we're getting old...

    1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

    2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.

    3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

    4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.

    5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

    6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.

    7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David
    We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
    *sniff Ooo the memories -

    Quote Originally Posted by David
    Now let's check if we're getting old...

    1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

    2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.

    3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

    4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.

    5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

    6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.

    7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.

    Damit im old

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    Ahhhh happy memories.

    I used to be able to climb to the top of the highest tree that was in the "woods" behind my house - hence my name now

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    [QUOTE=David]
    Now let's check if we're getting old...

    Quote Originally Posted by David
    1. You understand what was written above and you smile.
    Check!
    Quote Originally Posted by David
    2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.
    Check..
    Quote Originally Posted by David
    3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
    Check...
    Quote Originally Posted by David
    4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
    Check....
    Quote Originally Posted by David
    5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
    Umm.. Check.
    Quote Originally Posted by David
    6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around.
    Check..
    Quote Originally Posted by David
    7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good Old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together.
    Errr .. Check...

    Bugger!
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    Quote Originally Posted by David
    We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

    ..........
    We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.
    ...........
    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They actually sided with the law.


    Amen to that lot matey...Ahh-blummin-men.

    I walked with the biggest bag to school everyday. It was so huge I could get in it.

    And my Mum left my brother in the Police Cells for 3 hours after he was caught shop lifting (at 12 years old)...the Police had to ask her to take him away, and she said "No...let the little bastard sweat it out for longer...let him sob his heart out"

    He was so scared. But it is the way. He never ever stole again.

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    Nice post. A big CHECK from me for about 99% of the list. God, spokey dokeys, i never thought i'd hear that name again..


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    Anyone remember........




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    Forget spokey dokeys. Back in the day the must have accessory for your bike was a
    plastic pot which you stuck on the back wheel (at the top of the forks) which made you
    sound like a motorbike..... none of that peg and a card rubbish on your spokes.

    I remember hating blockbusters with bob holeness (or whatever) with a passion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kumagoro
    Forget spokey dokeys. Back in the day the must have accessory for your bike was a
    plastic pot which you stuck on the back wheel (at the top of the forks) which made you
    sound like a motorbike..... none of that peg and a card rubbish on your spokes.


    I remember that, it buggered up your tires after a while, we used to use coke cans


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    wore our coats by only the hood
    damn straight...only 1337 people do that
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    I lived dangerously, tried to die young - what can I say, growing up in the 80's wasa dangerous time!


    and yes, I remember wizbit. thisaway thataway...and that slightly creep huge bunny rabit. screems kiddy fiddler to me.
    strangely I don't know anyone my age who's got married - at least not my friends anyway. a really good friend of the family (my dad's the god father of one of the daughters, and likewise their dad is my bro's godfather...) got married recently, I was a little miffed as to why my bros and I weren't asked along - we practically all grew up together!
    ...i digress, I'm 25 and I've still not been to a wedding! will someone hurry up and get flippin' hitched already! [no, I'm not going to m'self. what a proposterous idea!]

    another thing of the 80's:
    colour tvs weren't that sharp, mostly pastel colours and predominantly brown. browm seemed to be quite big back then.
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