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  1. 22-04-2005, 11:21 PM #1
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    Worst joke in the world thread

    Heres mine



    Peter Kay has been arrested for abusing a scouring pad.





    The police said " Is this the way to harm a brillo"



    Heard it earlier, anyone else got any real groaners?
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    lol, thats actually quite funny
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  3. 23-04-2005, 09:10 AM #3
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  4. 23-04-2005, 11:20 AM #4
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    Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?




    Because they YAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?




    Because they YAR

    *wipes cheese from his ears*

    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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  6. 23-04-2005, 12:21 PM #6
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  7. 23-04-2005, 12:35 PM #7
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    I'll make one up:

    Knock, Knock.

    Who's There?

    Doctor.

    Doctor Who?

    Doctor Harold Shipman.

    Oh sh*t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    I'll make one up:

    Knock, Knock.

    Who's There?

    Doctor.

    Doctor Who?

    Doctor Harold Shipman.

    Oh sh*t.
    Hey! its the grim reaper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafeman
    *wipes cheese from his ears*

    Well I can't exactly post the one about the jewish bloke and the pizza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaul
    I'll make one up:

    Knock, Knock.

    Who's There?

    Doctor.

    Doctor Who?

    Doctor Harold Shipman.

    Oh sh*t.
    lmao that actually has had me in tears

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    Some of those are so bad they're funny..
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    Those top few had me cracking up. Funniest joke thread in ages
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    Two obese guys sitting in a pub.

    First obese guy goes "Your round."

    Second obese guy goes "So are you, you fat b@st@rd."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ibm
    Two obese guys sitting in a pub.

    First obese guy goes "Your round."

    Second obese guy goes "So are you, you fat b@st@rd."
    rofl
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    A jelly baby turned up at the doctors.

    "I think I may have a sexually transmitted disease," the jelly baby confided, tearfully.

    "That's ridiculous," responded the doctor. "Jelly babies cannot get sexually transmitted diseases."

    "Oh yes we can," the jelly baby insisted. "I mean, I've been sleeping with allsorts."

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