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    Middle name mayhem

    OK, it's the weekend, so we've got to have a little fun.

    So, imagine your middle name(s) as safety warnings.

    Mine would be Steven "Caution, Wet Floor" Kerrison.

    Sorry, no website to calculate it for you... you've got to work this out for yourself.
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    Stewart 'You are to be taken hence to the place whence you came, and from thence to the place of execution, and there you are to be hanged by the neck until you be dead, and may the Lord have mercy upon your soul' Maclaren.

    Or:

    Stewart 'Tickle Shicks' Maclaren.

    Depending on my mood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
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