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    Friday Joke

    There's an englishman, a frenchman, a gorgeous blonde and a huge fat woman on a train. The train goes through a tunnel, all goes black and a big slap is heard, and when it emerges the other side the frenchman is rubbing his cheek.

    The grotesque fat woman is thinking............"That frenchman must have put his hand on the blonde's leg and she slapped him for it"

    The gorgeous blonde is thinking................"That frenchman must have put his hand on that fat lady's leg, thinking it was me, and she clouted him"

    The frenchman's thinking................"That english pig must have put his hand on the blonde's leg and she thought it was me and smacked me for it!"

    But the englishman's thinking..............."I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap the frenchman again!"

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    ROFL, perfect, good start to a good Friday morning

    Nice one Zak

    PS: Zak get some more pictures up in the GT4 thread Marcos and Myself are whoring it atm we want some gorgeous shots of the cars you are blasting about right now.

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    Hehe

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    One up for the English!

    I tell you, if I was on a train with that French chef, I'd give him more than a slap if we went through a tunnel!

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    Nice one! Thanks dude

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    LOL - excellent!
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    go Englishmen! (and women)

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    ahem... i'm french

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifosi
    ahem... i'm french

    Thats o.k. we're quite friendly here ....we wont hold it against you!

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    rofl! nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by windog
    Thats o.k. we're quite friendly here ....we wont hold it against you!
    if only i was hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifosi
    ahem... i'm french
    ..... and then.....
    <sig removed by Agent - You should know better mate! >

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