There's an englishman, a frenchman, a gorgeous blonde and a huge fat woman on a train. The train goes through a tunnel, all goes black and a big slap is heard, and when it emerges the other side the frenchman is rubbing his cheek.
The grotesque fat woman is thinking............"That frenchman must have put his hand on the blonde's leg and she slapped him for it"
The gorgeous blonde is thinking................"That frenchman must have put his hand on that fat lady's leg, thinking it was me, and she clouted him"
The frenchman's thinking................"That english pig must have put his hand on the blonde's leg and she thought it was me and smacked me for it!"
But the englishman's thinking..............."I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap the frenchman again!"


LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Reply With Quote
we want some gorgeous shots of the cars you are blasting about right now.





