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    The Great JaffaCake debate

    Yummy scrummy Jaffa Cakes

    Biscuits of Cakes?

    Discuss.
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    very similar to the age old animal cracker debate, I've always classed em as biscuits tbh as

    1. You put em in a biscuit tin

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    2. You buy em from the same ailse as all the other biscuits rather than the bakery

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    They're more biscuit than cake

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    Mmmmm Jaffa cakes they bring back warm fuzzy memories, I always had this odd habit of eating them by picking off the chocolate layer then ripping off the orange jelly thing inside then lastly devouring the base . Anyway back to the topic I think they're biscuits.

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    Biscuit like cakes.
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    United Biscuits (UK) Ltd v The Commissioners of Customs and Excise

    London VAT Tribunal
    LON/91/160, (Transcript)

    HEARING-DATES: 13 June, 30 July, 21 August 1991

    21 August 1991

    Determined that for the purposes or lack thereof of VAT, Jaffa Cakes (tm united biscuits) are Cakes.
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    Biscuits must crunch when chomped, Jaffa Cakes do not.
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    They're kind of spongey, which biscuits generally aren't.
    Therefore, cakes.
    Come to think of it, what at all is biscuit-like about them?

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    Honoop got the answer right. I saw that a while back. Jaffa cakes are just sponge with a bit o' orange stuff ontop covered in chocolate. Nothing biscuity about 'em I'm afraid.
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    I have to agree with Knoxville.
    They also looks like biscuits.

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    Look like biscuits, but I'm goin with cake, as there soft, and tasty
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    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    Hasn't this been done before on these forums?

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    I was going to post what Honoop did. They're definitely cakes - remove the orange and chocolate (which I do when bored) and there's an ickle bit of sponge cake there.

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    deffo more cake-like than biscuits... I think it's more convenience that they're in the biscuit section... they're wrapped like biscuits.....

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    They're cakes.

    If you can't dunk them in tea, they aren't biscuits.
    What kind of eejit would dunk Jaffa Cakes in tea? (*)
    QED.

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    The government classifies them as cakes, but is going to reclassify them as biscuits, because they have a longer expiry date than cakes, which means they can tax more, meaning more expensive jaffa cakes in future...why bother?

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