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  1. 03-05-2005, 06:45 PM #1
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    Joke

    Two guys are walking through town, one stops outside the window of a electronic hardware store and points at a huge TV. "That's the one i'd get", he says to the other guy - at which point a cyclops walks 'round the corner and kicks his head in...
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  2. 03-05-2005, 06:46 PM #2
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  3. 03-05-2005, 06:48 PM #3
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    Haha - bit of a delayed reaction from me but got a chuckle eventually
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  4. 03-05-2005, 06:54 PM #4
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    Hee hee!

    I had to read it a few times first though...

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  5. 03-05-2005, 06:57 PM #5
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    marvellous

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  6. 03-05-2005, 07:03 PM #6
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    I just got that after a couple of times through. Nice one.
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  7. 03-05-2005, 08:17 PM #7
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    I don't find it funney. Where did the cyclops come from?
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  8. 03-05-2005, 08:18 PM #8
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    One i'd get........................

    Its a play on words old chap.
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  9. 03-05-2005, 08:18 PM #9
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  10. 03-05-2005, 08:19 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbrun
    Where did the cyclops come from?
    East Spain.

    Does it matter? He just came in to help the punch line along.

    Do you reply to 'Knock Knock' jokes by saying 'I have a bell, why didn't Doctor Who just ring that?'
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  11. 03-05-2005, 08:20 PM #11
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    Buh?
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  12. 03-05-2005, 08:22 PM #12
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    Jesus...

    For those who can't understand - one i'd get = one-eyed get (as in "you cheeky get")

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  13. 03-05-2005, 08:26 PM #13
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    Is this 'Bad Joke Week', or is it just me?

    /sighes at insanity of world

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  14. 03-05-2005, 08:28 PM #14
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    One eyed get, ooooooh, got it now
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  15. 03-05-2005, 09:03 PM #15
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    Nice little word play that makes you want to throw up its so stupid but funny.


    EDIT: Looking back now on that post, it makes me seem illiterate and grammatically challenged but I'll leave it. :-)
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  16. 03-05-2005, 09:06 PM #16
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