Dormitory = Dirty Room
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one <---The best one, IMO
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Mother In Law -> Woman Hitler...
I was always impress with John Squire's
The Seahorses = He hates Roses
more i came accross..
Punishment - nine thumps
The nudist colony - No untidy clothes
The Arabian Desert - It's a heated barren
Astronomers - Moonstarers
The centenarians - I can hear ten 'tens'
Disintegration - Darn it! It is gone
A domesticated animal - Docile, as a man tamed it
Special delivery stamps - Price speeds mail vastly
A strip-teaser - Attire sparse
This ear - It hears
Wild oats - Lad sow it
Tara Palmer Tomkinson - I'm a plonker, moans tart
Virginia Bottomley- I'm an evil Tory bigot
Tony Blair MP = I'm Tory Plan B
The Houses of Parliament = Loonies far up the Thames
Vanilla pepsi- nipple saliva
Wow, lol some cool and funny anagrams!..
Woah amazing.
World Trade Center = Lewd Terror Act; End.
George W. Bush = He Grew Bogus
The Florida Vote Recount = Done To Cover Their Fault
Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down
The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts
World Trade Center = Lewd Terror Act; End.
George W. Bush = He Grew Bogus
The Florida Vote Recount = Done To Cover Their Fault
Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down
The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts
Mother In Law = Woman Hitler <<<<<< ROFL!
That's a great one!Originally Posted by XA04
Theres one for david hasslehoff, but i think its too rude for this forum
(it was on graham norton for those who remember it)
tellTheres one for david hasslehoff, but i think its too rude for this forum
(it was on graham norton for those who remember it
(white it out)
Don't bother thanks
No.tell
(white it out)
It is a family forum, after all...
Wait, it was david ginola, my bad
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Tsk, tsk. You just had to slip that in!Wait, it was david ginola, my bad
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