I've...

[Emzay]

whats the big purple Mcdonalds character call? I think he looks sweet and very dense

[Starburn]

he sounds about as mad as me.
speaking of which, brb..
*makes strange noises and runs into a wall*.

[Daymonkey]

maybe someone should pm him

[Trippledence]

I wish you could post tea. Thats the answer to any sistuation.

[klarrix]

whats the big purple Mcdonalds character call? I think he looks sweet and very dense

Grimace.

My question: what the hell is going on in this thread?

[Stewart]

My question: what the hell is going on in this thread?

Its a secret.

[Yohji]

Its a secret.

Keep it secret, keep it safe.

[Swafe]

Put it up your bum, and hide it, for then, only the pen pen crew and the hamburgulers can find your secret secret wishies

Oh my god my fish is on fire !! Smoke me a kipper? Fry me a cod! Why, my house is on fire, why dont I smoke it too? Who knows? Am I insane!? Who knows? I know! Im not insane, but totally discombobulated, infact, I feel I need a piece of paper, A lemon, and 2 crusty bagels, BAGELS ! 42 ! The meaning of the universe ! To eat 42 bagels in a row, and THEN Ride your bike down a ditch and smell the purple thing, THE PURPLE THING OH MY GOD ITS SO AMAZING, sniff it, its like scissors, so sensual, yet so kinky in its own right, I wish I could touch it, I would I could lick it, infact, I wish I was it, so sensationally aesthetically pleasing that even Fu Man Chu would cream his caramel pies over it, infact, who not cream all of our cream pies over it. I need jam, right here, right now, I need jam, I want jam, A lot of jam, right now, thats it, you heard me kids, GIMME JAM!

Actually Dont.

Give me some more of that lemon merangue pie, and a pina colada, cocktails? We got em, first you drink them, then you forgot em, why not go back to the whole kipper integer solution and roll with the coka cola and smoke the folka fola? Why dont we just eat everything we can until we explode into an extreme piece of liquid and blam out some beats to the funky tune we all know and love.

Wine gums, port, sherry, its all in the mix, I want some, I want a load, I want them all, theres nothing wrong with them, so get 5 and pop them all, go crazy, go insane, go and jump around and hit the floor, you dont know the score

But I do ! Its wine gums, its all inside them, thats the meaning of the universe and this thread

Give me whatever Vauls been drinking



And then GIMME some more !!!

[Lee H]

Put it up your bum, and hide it, for then, only the pen pen crew and the hamburgulers can find your secret secret wishies

Oh my god my fish is on fire !! Smoke me a kipper? Fry me a cod! Why, my house is on fire, why dont I smoke it too? Who knows? Am I insane!? Who knows? I know! Im not insane, but totally discombobulated, infact, I feel I need a piece of paper, A lemon, and 2 crusty bagels, BAGELS ! 42 ! The meaning of the universe ! To eat 42 bagels in a row, and THEN Ride your bike down a ditch and smell the purple thing, THE PURPLE THING OH MY GOD ITS SO AMAZING, sniff it, its like scissors, so sensual, yet so kinky in its own right, I wish I could touch it, I would I could lick it, infact, I wish I was it, so sensationally aesthetically pleasing that even Fu Man Chu would cream his caramel pies over it, infact, who not cream all of our cream pies over it. I need jam, right here, right now, I need jam, I want jam, A lot of jam, right now, thats it, you heard me kids, GIMME JAM!

Actually Dont.

Give me some more of that lemon merangue pie, and a pina colada, cocktails? We got em, first you drink them, then you forgot em, why not go back to the whole kipper integer solution and roll with the coka cola and smoke the folka fola? Why dont we just eat everything we can until we explode into an extreme piece of liquid and blam out some beats to the funky tune we all know and love.

Wine gums, port, sherry, its all in the mix, I want some, I want a load, I want them all, theres nothing wrong with them, so get 5 and pop them all, go crazy, go insane, go and jump around and hit the floor, you dont know the score

But I do ! Its wine gums, its all inside them, thats the meaning of the universe and this thread

Give me whatever Vauls been drinking



And then GIMME some more !!!

Amen Bretherin - quality post there mate... had me laughing for ages Swafe

[Stewart]

Give me whatever Vauls been drinking

In my defence, I haven't been drinking anything.

[Knoxville]

In my defence, I haven't been drinking anything.

Angel Dust?

and Swafe that sounds like a nasty mix of LSD and Amphetamines your on there

[Ferral]

Just keep an eye open out the Windows Vaul mate, pretty sure the men in the white coats will be there shortly to take you to the nice padded cell !

Whats that old saying ? :

You dont have to be mad to work here, but it helps !

[0iD]

Just needs a good shag poor chap, the pressure in his sac is obvously building & putting pressure on his brain

[Ferral]

Ah, right so its definately a bloke thing then !!!

[poindextermatic]

Just needs a good shag poor chap, the pressure in his sac is obvously building & putting pressure on his brain

- judging people from your own experiences OiD!?

[0iD]

I'm married with 4 kids, go figure