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    CyberProtection

    Most of you know, you use antivirus for virus protection on your computer.

    The fun thing of the day was digging out a strawberry flavoured condom out of the floppy drive of one of our computers. Brings a whole new meaning to the word cybers*x....

    Nice

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    How do you know it was strawberry flavoured? Did you taste it? Mmmmmm nice!

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    Brings a new meaning to the most often used phrase of a frustrated PC user - f***ing machine!
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    "Please insert a disk into drive A:."
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    birth control for computers. what next.

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    suppose it was to stop a virus getting on/spreading from his floppy
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    lmfao

    What I want to know if how the hell did it end up there? I seriously hope it was a joke (and for the person who did it I think he should go to a doctor if it fits in the drive... you know what I'm talking about)

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    rofl copters.
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    Well it was red ... I just added that to make the post more interesting! Thankfully it looked unused ...

    So what fun have you found in a floppy drive!

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    lol flanderz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flanderz
    Well it was red ... I just added that to make the post more interesting! Thankfully it looked unused ...

    So what fun have you found in a floppy drive!
    Suuuuure you did!

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