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    The state of britains parks these days...

    Me and a couple of chums went to Newmillerdam (west yorks) yesterday for a leisurely stroll round the lake and 3 slices of slightly stale bread with which to feed the ducks.

    But the ducks wern't interested in our bread, not because it was stale, but because they were drunk!

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    Look at them! Disgraceful!

    So we fed a swan instead:




    So..yea.. what did you guys get up to? lol

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    Drunken ducks eh? When will they learn

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    here in north yorkshire its not like that .




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    clearly these were chav ducks!

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    naww yea man, d**khead, need some cider, cheap ciddy, d**khead gimmie 20p.

    sorry, couldn't resist.

    the pictures i took above^^^, about 3 minutes away is one of the worst townie estates in all of Scarborough. So... i thought it would be worse there^

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    Was in Bridlington yesterday, they have some big flippin seagulls. Not drunk though, just full of fish and chips, they were.
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    Stupid Chav ducks... They deserve to get drunk and fall in a pond.

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    lol.
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    i reckon ducks have got a problem today .... too much bread .. there getting fat!!!

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    Our ducks have got a big heroine problem atm. The police have tried to crack down on the dealers but they just fly away when they see the flashing lights...

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    Lmao

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    Did you see any of them slapping unsuspecting members of the public while their mate filmed it?

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    Did you see any of them slapping unsuspecting members of the public while their mate filmed it?
    Yeah they just took off as soon as they'd done it
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    *Gets mental image of 5 ducks in a nova floating downstream blasting drum and bass with intermittent quaks for lyrics occaisionally shouting greebo at swans they pass*

    Its been a long day...

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    lol, I recognise those ducks from St. Albans, obviously off for a' jolly' in the sticks this weekend
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    Has anyone else noticed how Emzay has skillfully managed to get the branches almost perfectly matched between the 2 pics?

    XA04, the swan in the middle pic of yours is whiter than white. It pratically burned my eyes

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