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    Some stuff you just can't make up...


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    I've done that before. Luckily I fell into a freezer full of frozen peas which cushioned my fall.












    Not really.

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    I think they should be Remote Control passion panties. I.e. the boyfriend gets the control, and is kept on a small keyfob! now that would be fanny..erm I mean funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommylittleboy@
    I think they should be Remote Control passion panties. I.e. the boyfriend gets the control, and is kept on a small keyfob! now that would be fanny..erm I mean funny
    I'm 99% sure they exist already. Whatever kinky perversion you can think up, you can be sure that someone has beaten you to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave
    I'm 99% sure they exist already. Whatever kinky perversion you can think up, you can be sure that someone has beaten you to it.
    HAHA! Kinky! Yeah you're right!
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=2900

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    LMAO!

    Poor women...

    Have seen these (wandering around AS with my g/f for a giggle) before but you rarely hear about someone actually using them! Saying that, last time we were in there there was a middle aged guy at the till buying a whole load of bondage stuff, paddles and gimp masks etc. Hilarious!

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    Heh. That's great!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommylittleboy@
    HAHA! Kinky! Yeah you're right!
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=2900
    OMG 'I've' got a pair of those! The gf loves them....except when we're in the pub and she's struggling to keep her composure when talking to her parents!

    Yes, I'm an evil kinky b***ard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty6435
    OMG 'I've' got a pair of those! The gf loves them....except when we're in the pub and she's struggling to keep her composure when talking to her parents!
    Contrary to unpopular belief, no one wanted to know this, and some people may have been unfortunate enough to be consuming food at the time of reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norky
    Contrary to unpopular belief, no one wanted to know this, and some people may have been unfortunate enough to be consuming food at the time of reading.
    And that food is now all over the keyboard, as well as last nights dinner.....

    :edit: And doing it while she's talking to her parents? Man, that's sick, not horny! It's as bad as that guy who bought his own Mum a vibrator for her birthday!

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