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    31 things i would love to say at work - **bad Language Warning**

    EDIT : OK so the bad language was censored and there are more than 31 things.....but hey - you get the point


    1 . I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
    pronounce.

    3. How about never? Is never good for you?

    4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
    public.

    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
    way.

    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

    8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
    saying.

    10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

    11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

    12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

    14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
    of
    view.

    17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

    20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

    22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

    23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    24. Do I look like a people person?

    25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

    37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

    39. Oh I get it... like humour... but different.
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    The worrying thing is I think I have said about 6 of these so far this week. Every gets in a sarcastic mood on a daily basis here it makes for hhours of fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey M@a
    The worrying thing is I think I have said about 6 of these so far this week
    even funnier is that is only tuesday morning!

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    yep i use alot of them or similar alot at work

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    I said four of those on sunday nights shift :-/

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