Girlfriend: Does this skirt make my bum look big?
Boyfriend: Naa its all the chips you shove down your mouth.
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Girlfriend: Does this skirt make my bum look big?
Boyfriend: Naa its all the chips you shove down your mouth.
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not bad....
saw a great one on the SXOC the other day...
You may be "big-boned". However, the arse is not a bone, so you have no excuse for that![]()
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lol muahahahahaha
I'll take (and give) blunt honesty over tact everytime.
erm....sorry but your damned if you do and damned if you don't in the first instance.
If you say nope your bum doesn't look big your either lying, don't pay enough attention, or you don't "love me" anymore.
If you say Yes it does.... your on the sofa for a few days at least.
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ooooof I bet he got a slap
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Aye, or 10. A few smacks in the mouth...Originally Posted by iranu
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