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making a pressie for a mate of mine, and i need as many 'your mother' jokes as possible (making him a calendar). if you've got one thats a bit too rude, pm it to me
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yo momma so fat , if she has to haul ass , it takes two trips.
yo momma so fat , when you cut her , she bleeds gravy
two of my personal favs.
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"I saw yo mamma kicking a can the other day, i said what you doin', she said, movin house.."
yo mamma's so fat when she eats at a restraunt she sits next to everyone
"" " ...she has her own area code
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Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She jumped into the air once and got stuck.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she dances she makes the band skip
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her behind has its own congressman.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
All the restaurants In town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
They had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She could sell shade.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
People jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She gets runs in her jeans.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.
Logan....you rock
Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
All the restaurants In town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
^^ faves out of that lot
I've heard some great ones in the past, pity I can't remember them.
What ever happened to a good old: 'Your Mum'.
African-American teenagers in the ghetto took over
i thought i'd already posted here, i was pissing myslef reading some of those
The one I heard and always remember as a good one is.
Yo Momma's so FAT.. Her blood type is Cadbury's. !
Nice list there Logan.. Covered a few I knew and loads more!
Yo Mommas so fat, if she wore high-heels she'd strike oil!
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Your moms so ugly
Even a 13 year old chav wouldn't hit it
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Yo momma is so incalculably vast, she absorbs light.
think that's more of a nerdy version thar Vaul old boy...
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