Who wouldn't want all this for their furry friends?
Space Age features of this fantastic product:
* 100% effective at stopping the government from reading your pet's brain.
* Non-Carcinogenic!
* Contains acceptable levels of uranium, radon, and plutonium = 0.0000000000314% or less.
* Scientificly proven effective.
* Effectiveness denied by 9 out of 10 creationists who haven't examined the PFHT in person.
* Works as scalp sunscreen for bald pets.
* Stops Fox News transmissions from penetrating your pet's impressionable and sponge-like brain. Most other anti-propoganda devices charge extra, but this is a free feature with your purchase of the PFHT.
* Blocks the CIA brain scans.
* Scrambles the NSA brain scans.
* Poaches the FBI.com brain scans.
* Bakes potatoes when placed around a potato in a hot oven.
* Your cat can't do Ctrl-Alt-Delete after you put the PFHT on them. Other pets don't know how to type, so the PFHT isn't required to stop "pet keyboarding" on those other species.
* Works as a Birthday gift for your pet!
Might even get one for my cat!
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