Not heard this before but here goes...
>Husband sends wife a fax....
>
>
>Dear Wife,
>
>You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with
>your 54 year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with
>you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax,
>I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
>spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
>Hotel.
>Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
>
>When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
>room table.
>
>"My Dear Husband,
>
>I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
>take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
>At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
>will
>be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your
>secretary is also 18 years old.
>
>As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
>math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
>one
>small difference. 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
>
>Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."


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