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    Joke for you all...

    Not heard this before but here goes...

    >Husband sends wife a fax....
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    >Dear Wife,
    >
    >You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with
    >your 54 year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with
    >you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax,
    >I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
    >spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
    >Hotel.
    >Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
    >
    >When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
    >room table.
    >
    >"My Dear Husband,
    >
    >I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
    >take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
    >At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
    >will
    >be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your
    >secretary is also 18 years old.
    >
    >As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of
    >math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
    >one
    >small difference. 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
    >
    >Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow."

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    class - seen it before - but it still mkes me chuckle!

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    Heh. That's good.

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