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    Don't ever cheat on your wife or the same may happen to you..

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    DJ's wife sold his Lotus for 50p

    A controversial radio DJ's wife sold his £25,000 sports car on eBay for just 50p after he flirted with Jodie Marsh on air.

    Kerrang 105.2's Tim Shaw told the model he was prepared to leave his wife and their two children for her, reports Metro.

    Wife Hayley was listening and immediately posted an advert for the Lotus Esprit Turbo with a 'Buy It Now' option of 50p.

    The item description read: "I need to get rid of this car in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."

    The car sold within five minutes.

    On a previous occasion, the DJ upset Mrs Shaw, 27, when she was pregnant by ringing her sister live on air and saying he thought about her while having sex with his wife.

    Mrs Shaw said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me. I am sick of him disrespecting this family for the sake of his act.

    "The car is his pride and joy but the idiot put my name on the log book so I just sold it. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back."

    She added: "There is no hope for a reconciliation." A Kerrang 105.2 spokesperson said the DJ was 'absolutely gutted'.
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    It'd be nice to get a car for 50p. Reminds me of that car advert where the little boy buys a car (I think), and goes "FIFTY PEE!".

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    Just goes to show, checking ebay every 5 mins can pay off. Even if it does mean you cant have a life, you get some craking deals .

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    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" ......... Lotus Esprit for 50p damn missed a bargin there

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    I bet he had a fantastic night watching his car being driven away.

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    Holy repost batman

    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=48008


    You can tell a woman posted it by the way she put esprit, when it is infact a elise y
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafe
    Hoyl repost batman

    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=48008


    You can tell a woman posted it by the way she put esprit, when it is infact a elise y
    My bad.

    Sorry guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafe
    Holy repost batman

    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=48008


    You can tell a woman posted it by the way she put esprit, when it is infact a elise y
    So your a woman as well then cos that aint an elise chap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafe
    Holy repost batman

    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=48008


    You can tell a woman posted it by the way she put esprit, when it is infact a elise y
    the is on you there mate



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    I missed it first time around, so thanks for the repost

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    funny funny funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafe
    Holy repost batman

    http://forums.hexus.net/showthread.php?t=48008


    You can tell a woman posted it by the way she put esprit, when it is infact a elise y

    errr it is an esprit

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    Yeah it's an Esprit alright, it's just been made to look gash with a ridiculous spoiler and minging wheels. If she had the V5 she probably got the name off that.

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    Bum, it is as well at myself

    I was judging from the back lights cos there elise like.... the esprit look different !

    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
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