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    ... And on a more positive note,

    let's find out which layer of hell we're going to! yay!

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
    Last edited by klarrix; 23-06-2005 at 12:18 AM.

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    Level 7

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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    Lvl6 too. Yay for heresy!

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    Lvl 6

    Naughty me, its all the stuff i have to do at night, i suppose...
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    Yep, banging in a good old Number 6... not that the atheist in me is at all worried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick
    Yep, banging in a good old Number 6... not that the atheist in me is at all worried.
    Banging in a good old number 6? Sure?
    Last edited by JK Ferret; 23-06-2005 at 02:59 AM.

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    6. Fairly average i would suspect.

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    I'm going to Leeds!

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    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

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    weird im level 4 - does that mean im better or worse than you guys

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    Purgatory for me apparently...

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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
    Yay... naughty old me

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    Woah!!! I'm in the 7th level of hell.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
    Level 7 Violent Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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