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"One day, a man found a dry fish in lake full of wet fish."
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The most random story in the world (Mostly About Vaul, It Seems...)
Just keep adding pieces, in a logical sense, till you get a story!
"One day, a man found a dry fish in lake full of wet fish."
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See how strange we can get it.
His name was Martin ‘No Nickname’ Green, and he was a part time independent adjudicator, where his duties mainly consist of adjudicating (independently).
He left his wife of 56 minutes, Saturday afternoon after Final Score, on the legal and moral grounds that his wife’s pants were now so incalculable huge, they could pick up Sky 1, and, on a clear night, with her arse out the toilet window, UK TV Living +1.
He found the fish under the rotting corpse of an evil clown...
he carefully removed the fish from under the evil clown corpse (who was Darth Naders dad btw) and repacked it into a sardine can. All was good, or so he thought.
Two years later and...
Doctor Who met Martin 'No Nickname' Green, and informed him that due to recent events that were out of his control, the incalculably huge pants had grown alien life forms that looked like sardine cans. However, the dry fish from the lake full of wet fish couldn't be found, so...
he booked a hooliday to Cancoon and went on spring break.
during the flight Martin practiced his "WHOOO SPRING BREAK!" cheer untill..
he...
Originally Posted by Dareos
saw..
Flange...
Home cinema: Toshiba 42XV555DB Full HD LCD | Onkyo TX-SR705 | NAD C352 | Monitor Audio Bronze B2 | Monitor Audio Bronze C | Monitor Audio Bronze BFX | Yamaha NSC120 | BK Monolith sub | Toshiba HD-EP35 HD-DVD | Samsung BD-P1400 BluRay Player | Pioneer DV-575 | Squeezebox3 | Virgin Media V+ Box
PC: Asus P5B | Core2duo 2.13GHz | 2GB DDR2 PC6400 | Inno3d iChill 7900GS | Auzentech X-Plosion 7.1 | 250GB | 500GB | NEC DVDRW | Dual AG Neovo 19"
HTPC: | Core2Duo E6420 2.13GHz | 2GB DDR2 | 250GBx2 | Radeon X1300 | Terratec Aureon 7.1 | Windows MCE 2005
Laptop: 1.5GHz Centrino | 512MB | 60GB | 15" Wide TFT | Wifi | DVDRW
He was mesmorised by this flange and his mouth started to water, he thought to himself "I have been on this journey for hours and I haven't had a thing to eat at all. That flange does look tasty". As martin procceded through the isle's he realised that every seat on the plane was occupied by zombies.....
but not just any old Zombies, oh no these were infact the worst of the worst, They were the legendary Zombie Hunters from Planet Zargii. With their huge rotting hands like shovels of maggots and ooze-pulsating skin like lava flowing from a violent eruption,they just oozed the smell of death.
The zombies then also took a liking to the flange and so Martin 'No Nickname' Green started to.......................
build a computer for the zombies....
which repeatedly flashed every 5 seconds "all your base are belong to us". thias transfixed the zombies. so much so that the undead died of sheer mind-numbing boredom. as the drinks trolley rocked up to our earst-while un-hero the waitress pulled out a silenced hand gun and aimed it at his head. Just then at that very moment...
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he had a hard drive failure....
oh no, could it be - he lost all of his....
Stuff - Codenamed "knitting videos" and various other items that kept him amused when away from home for days at a time.
Just as he sighed and thought it could not get any worse, there was a high-pitched oscilating noise that was slowly picking up in pitch and volume.
"now what else can happen" sighed our flange loving hero.....
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