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    This old man's Crazzzzzzzy

    You know when you read something and you think " jeeeez - crazy "

    Well - this is one of them.....

    http://iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&...9446101927B232


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    Apparently that's the best way to defeat any large animal that's biting you. Still pretty hardcore though! I reckon it must have been an old leopard, they don't usually attack humans do they?

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    Its the fact he's 74 years old. YES thats right - 74 YEARS OLD.

    Imagine a 74 year old here trying to do that. Not a chance, they struggle enough carrying a 2 pint milk bottle round tesco and shouting house during bingo without wrestling a BEAST and ripping its tongue out.

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    Thats crule. Ripping its tounge off and letting it bleed to death

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    ^^ your right - the old man should have let the animal feast on his body.


    I have to say - would take some nerve to drop your knife and go hand to tongue!

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    Wow! that's all I can think of saying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by |SilentDeath|
    Thats crule. Ripping its tounge off and letting it bleed to death
    That's life. It happens in the animal world all the time, just because a human has the ability to do it, doesn't mean it's wrong.

    I guess 74 year old africans are much stronger than the british type

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    It didn't bleed to death a kindly neighbourino finished it off with a machete. Will make a nice rug though.
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    Persaonlly, I'd run first, try to smash its face in with the big knife second, run third, try to smash its head in with the big knife fourth, pray fifth, shout 'help' sixth, and maybe around my 19th idea I'd think 'throw the only weapon I have away, get as close to the Lepoards teeth as I can, put my hand IN ITS MOUTH, and win the fight!

    Strange.

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    In any fight try fighting back. It will make the attacker less sure of themselves and if they doubt their ability to win they may well back off and leave it, if its not as easy as they first thought.
    Just hit out at anything. Eyes and other delicate parts are a good idea.
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    I would have gone for eye gouging technique personally.

    That fella must be one fast thinking blokey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by |SilentDeath|
    Thats crule.
    That's life. You are free to give it up if you are in a similar situation and the alternative offends you.

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    If I'm ever attacked by a leopard, and a voice from God tells me to drop my machete, I'll ask for a second opinion.
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    iranu thats a harsh comment tbh. Yeah this was a fair kill, but 99% arnet and are made into rugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rajagra
    If I'm ever attacked by a leopard, and a voice from God tells me to drop my machete, I'll ask for a second opinion.
    Well, a machete is not a very good close in weapon, you cannot thrust well with it. Dropping it in this case was a good idea, where ever it came from.

    If the guy had a weapon with a point, then dropping it would have been more questionable.

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