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    Congratulations!!!

    Congratulations to i_am_a_dormouse (amy), and her partner, Richard, on the birth of their baby boy this morning!

    Mother and baby are doing fine. His name is Jack Micheal, he was born at 10.07am and he weighs 8lbs 2oz!

    YAY!

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    Congrats indeed. It's a life altering experince
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Wow... didn't realise they were hexites!

    Even more exciting!

    Congrats to them both.

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    Congratulations!

    They can have 3000th post as a tribute
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    She can change her handle to i_am_a_mum.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Contgratulatchulations
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    Aww congrats to Amy and Richard!!! Jack Michael is a lovely name ( our eldest son is Michael he's 12 this year )



    I miss mine not being babies they grow up way too fast


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    Quote Originally Posted by shelley bda
    I miss mine not being babies
    i dont, the sleepless nights, endless nappies, teething, etc.

    Then it's mobile phones, new 'pooters, shoes, dvd's etc

    Then it'll be dad I want a car....... god i'm depressed noe
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    Then it's mobile phones, new 'pooters, shoes, dvd's etc

    Then it'll be dad I want a car....... god i'm depressed noe
    Sure thats not you?

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    congrats!

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    Why GOD Created Children (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)


    here is something to make you chuckle.

    Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the
    thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.

    After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

    And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

    "Don't what?" Adam replied.

    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

    "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"

    "No Way!"

    "Yes way!"

    "Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.

    "Why?"

    "Because I am your Father and I said so!" Replied God wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after he made the elephants.

    A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was
    ticked!

    "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked.

    "Uh huh," Adam replied.

    "Then why did you? " said the Father.

    "I don't know," said Eve.

    "She started it! " Adam said.

    "Did not! "

    "Did too! "

    "DID NOT! "

    Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
    should have children of their own.

    Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

    BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

    If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and
    they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
    If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a
    piece of cake for you?

    THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
    1.You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
    talk.
    Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

    2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

    3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

    4. Children seldom misquote you.

    In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

    5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
    that
    there are children more awful than your own.

    6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

    ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

    Be nice to your kids.

    They will choose your nursing home one day.

    AND FINALLY:

    IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

    "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!


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    Hehehe made me chuckle that did, My Job revolves around children so i have no hope, must be a right mug


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    I have 4, I have the mug, t-shirt, tea towel & comemorative pint glass
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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