A party should have 5 things.
* Woman - These are essential, they liven up a dull party by providing sex and they can be forced to clean up in the morning.
* Music - Music creates atmosphere, adrenaline and upset neighbours. The perfect way to start a fight.
* Alcohol - You need a way to turn that filth into something worth porking, right?.
* Drugs - For the ultimate in hallucinogenic experience, more fun if you spike someone you don’t like and watch them foam from the mouth.
* TWISTER (most important) - Best combined with Kama Sutra.
If a party lacks any of these, you may aswell play twsiter with your mum.