ok, story as follows:
The missus is attempting to cook brownie and suddenly realises she doesn't have enough eggs when half the stuff is in the oven already. She drags me away from the computer and demands i walk her to Sainsburys. I comply quite amiably and we walk to sainsburys only to find it is shut due to it being a bank holiday. We then walk back to the house while i try to persuade the missus that she may have to give up the cooking for an evening - unfortunately this will lead to the wasting of a bar of chocolate.
As soon as we get back in the house the missus proceeds to rant about how i bought a bottle of wine that she doesn't like and must have done it deliberately.
This rant was delivered with the venom you would expect if you'd just crapped in the bed and wiped your arse on the curtains. The upshot is that she told me to **** off upstairs and play on my computer as I obviously didn't want to watch TV with her anyway.
Anyway, apologies for the rant, just wondering if anyone has any ideas how such bizzare behaviour comes about.
Also apologies for this post being thoroughly boring as I have discovered reading through it.