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    Back, Sack and Crack

    made a right mess in the shower with the razor, so might finish it off with a BS+C...

    how much do they hurt, whats the itching like and will it help being drunk?

    plan next weekend is to get steaming drunk and let the bird do it.

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    rather you than me mate.
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    that'll teach u to razor like a women

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    gotta be trim.

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    I tried waxing my legs once* and it hurt like a bastard- in the end I gave up and shaved them instead. I suspect it'll hurt just as much elsewhere, if not more so.

    * Because I was a cyclist, not because I was a transvestite.

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    Why? Why oh why oh why would you want to have that done? If its your girlfriend tell her youll have it done if she goes and gets a hollywood. I really cant think of any other reason youd need it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave
    * Because I was a cyclist, not because I was a transvestite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vini
    gotta be trim.
    i hope ur doing it to order.

    seriously get communication on stuff like that. But i wouldn't do that, #1 it would make my willy look scaringly big, #2 people would think either vain, or queer.
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    Back, get it waxed. Sac, shave carefully, and crack, wax what's normally visible. And whilst your there trim that hedge down to a reasonable level. I let the mrs to do it all for me, now that's trust in a relationship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rave
    * Because I was a cyclist, not because I was a transvestite.
    Not because you was, but u were????



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    Leave your nuts alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    Back, get it waxed. Sac, shave carefully, and crack, wax what's normally visible. And whilst your there trim that hedge down to a reasonable level. I let the mrs to do it all for me, now that's trust in a relationship.
    exactly. glad another one has owned up to it!! keeping it trim is the way forward, none of this straggly, hairy rubbish.

    back aint too bad. will leave that alone.
    sack doesnt bother me, but looks out of place with the 'hedge' or not so 'hedge' as it is atm, so why not get a wax to bring it all together.
    crack, dont care at all - no one ever goes near it!

    i got my leg(1 of) waxed for charity at work, it didnt hurt as much as i thought it would..
    Last edited by Vini; 15-08-2005 at 07:50 AM.

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    lol, I got a whole body wax for comic relief, and that DOES hurt, belive me!

    Well the way I look at it is men generally like a lady to be trim, so why shouldnt a chap look trim for his lady (if that's her preferance). And like the mrs sez, she'd prefer to suck plums instead of goosberries.
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    right boys, listen up.

    Back hair is most certainly NOT attractive, in fact it's positively REPULSIVE and make me want to puke and run away! *urgh* hairy bums...can be ok, as long as it's only bumfluff and soft... something to hold on to . Sack, tidy it. nothing worse than a straggly sack, ick! just as you dont like hairs between yer teeth, neither do we!

    I would DEFINITELY say have your back waxed! get it done professionally. They do it every day and know the best way to make it as painless as possible. crack, wax it if it's toooooooooooo hairy, like if you dont need to wear trousers in the winter cos ur bum is warm enough, that's just gross! sack, i dunno, that's just personal preference. AND it's sore heh, so if you want to get it done, go for it (but only the sack, trim the rest, cos otherwise u'll look prepubescent and that's just scary!).

    here endeth the lesson.

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    what about chest hair elmo?

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    wtf? leave some of you for a weekend and you're all discussing topiery... !
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