Wipe, I like to buff the button with loo roll
Wash, I like the feeling of cold water on mi brown eye
Both, I'm a clean machine, if you know what I mean
Neither, I'm a filthy scumbag/medical reasons
Basically we were having a conversation yesterday in the office about our fave subject, poo. Being a firm of environmental engineers, it's a career thing, honest
Anyhoo, one of our crew is Portugese, & thus finds the whole dry loo roll botom wiping thing a bit alien & prefers to wash after his oblutions. So for my random poll today, the question is...
Wash or Wipe?
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Originally Posted by Blitzen
Wipe thank you
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Classified info, if i told ya i'd have to kill ya
lol, you'd have to catch me first! nerner-ne-ner-ner!
LOL! we were talking about a similar subject on holiday. my answer would be wipe.
on a side note, we came to the conclusion, that whilst wiping, women stay sat down, and men stand up to do the wiping, is this universal, or just unique to us? lol
I stay sat down... although... I haven't had a standy up peepee for 3 years now, so maybe I've turned into a girl.
I use a combination of wet wipes and toilet roll. Although I wish I didn't. The missus buys "Kandoo" and I end up getting the advert theme in my head several times a day.
Wipe but I've seen the ads in the newspaper of a nice girls bum, with underwear obvs, and a little monkey holding its nose.
Its trying to tell the public they smell.
Gonna get a pack today and see what they are like.
6014 3DMk 05
wipe and i stay sat down thank u very muchly
Three pieces.. one up, one down, and one to polishWax on... wax off....
Tumble, the Mr Miyagi of bum wiping
just don't use a paint brush...especially if its been sitting in a dried up pot of paint for some time.
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Sounds painful all that polishing and waxing
Cheeky bugger i'll chop your tongue off 'an alllol, you'd have to catch me first! nerner-ne-ner-ner!
Last edited by shelley bda; 26-08-2005 at 10:24 AM.
This is a scary thread
It brings a smile to my face when I wipe once and it comes back clean.
That. Rocks.
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