Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
'fo drizzle
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
'fo drizzle
Two snowmen stood in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"
Don't get the Snoop one ...
*chuckles* @ snowman!
What did Hitler say just before his men got in their tanks?
Men, get in your tanks
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Two birds are standing on a perch, one says to the other: "can you smell fish?"
they might be bad but at least they are short![]()
those jokes are good
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it
your computer is similar to a fridge in that if it cannot keep a beer cold then it sucks
pff - thats meant to be duck!
Not sure why i just think it sounds funnier with a duck.
How does snoop dogg cook his egg fried rice?
Simple, he just pops in the wok ! Pops it in the wok !
AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhzOriginally Posted by Knoxville
Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
5 X 400GB Porn Array
X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....
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saw this on jack dee last night....
I'm banned from B&Q, the assistant asked me if i wanted decking so i broke his nose.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tar under under his arm, and says to the barman, ill have two pints please, one for me and one for the road![]()
Under Development...
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall. Dam
thats my favourite
your computer is similar to a fridge in that if it cannot keep a beer cold then it sucks
Be more fitting if the beaver swam into the dam![]()
AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhzOriginally Posted by Knoxville
Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
5 X 400GB Porn Array
X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....
WWW.MrsBurley.CO.UK now updated
That's similar to - A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm, the barman points to it and says i'm not serving him, he's a CyclepathOriginally Posted by mr_anderson187
Tickles me that one![]()
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