Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
'fo drizzle
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
'fo drizzle
Two snowmen stood in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"
Don't get the Snoop one ...
*chuckles* @ snowman!
What did Hitler say just before his men got in their tanks?
Men, get in your tanks
------------------------------------
Two birds are standing on a perch, one says to the other: "can you smell fish?"
they might be bad but at least they are short
those jokes are good
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it
your computer is similar to a fridge in that if it cannot keep a beer cold then it sucks
pff - thats meant to be duck!
Not sure why i just think it sounds funnier with a duck.
How does snoop dogg cook his egg fried rice?
Simple, he just pops in the wok ! Pops it in the wok !
AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhzOriginally Posted by Knoxville
Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
5 X 400GB Porn Array
X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....
WWW.MrsBurley.CO.UK now updated
saw this on jack dee last night....
I'm banned from B&Q, the assistant asked me if i wanted decking so i broke his nose.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tar under under his arm, and says to the barman, ill have two pints please, one for me and one for the road
Under Development...
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall. Dam
thats my favourite
your computer is similar to a fridge in that if it cannot keep a beer cold then it sucks
Be more fitting if the beaver swam into the dam
AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhzOriginally Posted by Knoxville
Dual Layer, Gold Plated, LED Power,Dual Golden OMG IT MAKES MY CodPiece BIGGER 1-1-1-1 DDR62.3 @ 1222.3433Mhz
5 X 400GB Porn Array
X1800XT Dildo enchanged 3D Version, 512MegaLongJohn
Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....
WWW.MrsBurley.CO.UK now updated
That's similar to - A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm, the barman points to it and says i'm not serving him, he's a CyclepathOriginally Posted by mr_anderson187
Tickles me that one
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)