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    Bad Joke Monday

    Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?







    'fo drizzle

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    How many times had this been done???

    I'll try and find that piccy of it - brb.

    OK - the pic seems to have disappeared from the face of these forums. I'm sure pyle will have it somewhere though .
    Last edited by ajbrun; 19-09-2005 at 10:32 AM.

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    Two snowmen stood in a field. One says to the other "can you smell carrots?"

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    Don't get the Snoop one ...

    *chuckles* @ snowman!

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    What did Hitler say just before his men got in their tanks?


    Men, get in your tanks

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    Two birds are standing on a perch, one says to the other: "can you smell fish?"


    they might be bad but at least they are short

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    those jokes are good

    Where do you find a dog with no legs?





    Where you left it
    your computer is similar to a fridge in that if it cannot keep a beer cold then it sucks

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    pff - thats meant to be duck!

    Not sure why i just think it sounds funnier with a duck.

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    How does snoop dogg cook his egg fried rice?



    Simple, he just pops in the wok ! Pops it in the wok !
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    saw this on jack dee last night....

    I'm banned from B&Q, the assistant asked me if i wanted decking so i broke his nose.

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    A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tar under under his arm, and says to the barman, ill have two pints please, one for me and one for the road
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    what did the fish say when it swam into a wall. Dam

    thats my favourite
    your computer is similar to a fridge in that if it cannot keep a beer cold then it sucks

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    Be more fitting if the beaver swam into the dam
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_anderson187
    A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tar under under his arm, and says to the barman, ill have two pints please, one for me and one for the road
    That's similar to - A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm, the barman points to it and says i'm not serving him, he's a Cyclepath

    Tickles me that one

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