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    There IS a god

    No, really, there must be.

    'ave it you evil chav bint



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    THWWWAAAAP!

    Justice strikes!

    The money was earned from a topless photo shoot in a newspaper, celebrity magazine interviews and money for appearing on Wife Swap.
    Ooh eerr :S

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    topless photo shoot? my *GOD* *shudder*
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    suddenly I feel quite...ill....

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    Bardsley now works about four-and-a-half hours a week as a telephonist for a taxi firm in Rochdale.
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    good good.

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    Read this earlier.

    though she doesn't have to pay much back..

    £37.5k/year? :/ I should claim benefits, thats twice what I earn.
    Wondered where all my tax went to.
    We cannot choose what we are.. but what are we but the sum of our choices?

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    Topless Photo Shoot? :/ must've been for the readers bints section tbh

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    Personally I don't think you should be allowed to sign on for any longer than 6 months or something, at least it gives you half a year to get a bloody job, even if it's a mcdonalds.

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    Big busted mature women. I wonder why that sells well? *cringes*

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    I sometimes wonder why people express surprise that doing something so public and obviously being paid for it is going to affect the thousands of benefit they get.

    One day they'll have a brain cell between them and be dangerous!

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    *shudder* My God
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    37.5k a year? why the hell do I work? I only get 17,000 gross a year for christ sakes. What the **** is wrong with this country, I work 8-6 every day + overtime, and some old bag gets a bundle more money than me for making a huge ass groove in her sofa. ticks me right off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5lab
    topless photo shoot? my *GOD* *shudder*
    it was for a chav white trainers catelogue...
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    All the money was spent on burgers, hair dye and fags probably by the look of it!

    And they paid it to go topless!!!! Oooh my goodness graciousness i hope it's tits are nicer looking than it's face

    Quote Originally Posted by XAO4
    Personally I don't think you should be allowed to sign on for any longer than 6 months or something, at least it gives you half a year to get a bloody job, even if it's at mcdonalds.
    Agreed, there's too many people taking the proverbial p*** out of this country, these people need to be poked with a very big stick

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