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  1. 14-10-2005, 09:48 PM #17
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    oh, wait.. what the heck?!?!?!? Thats some sick shizel there! Not that the originals that great either...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoo
    Dude, grow up?
    He's speaking the truth. Everyone would nail her if she walked in your house naked and asked for it. In fact I'd try and nail her no matter what. One day you'll be old and frail and when you look back you'd be thinking.....

    "hmmm to hell with my standards parp! Now only if I was 20 years younger"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandX
    He's speaking the truth. Everyone would nail her if she walked in your house naked and asked for it. In fact I'd try and nail her no matter what. One day you'll be old and frail and when you look back you'd be thinking.....

    "hmmm to hell with my standards parp! Now only if I was 20 years younger"
    Get back to be when you've had your hormones for more than 6 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoo
    Get back to be when you've had your hormones for more than 6 weeks.
    pwned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoo
    Get back to be when you've had your hormones for more than 6 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandX
    He's speaking the truth. Everyone would nail her if she walked in your house naked and asked for it. In fact I'd try and nail her no matter what. One day you'll be old and frail and when you look back you'd be thinking.....

    "hmmm to hell with my standards parp! Now only if I was 20 years younger"
    Well I have got to agree not many men would turn down a goreous future multi-million airess if she offered herself
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    I think most of us would be scared for our life, of catching something off her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FordPrefect
    Well I have got to agree not many men would turn down a goreous future multi-million airess if she offered herself
    yeah i agree there

    thing is, Paris Hilton != gorgeous
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  10. 15-10-2005, 11:06 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMunky
    Looks like a current pic to me !
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    doesnt look too far off what she looks like now eh?



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    She is fit but i would have to slap her first for being such a blond retard
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    id definitly hit it 100% as stated before, but before you say you wouldnt hit it, consider that she probly wouldnt hit you either
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    Would duck taping her mouth up count as rape?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
    Anyone here who wouldnt sleep with the current paris hilton if they were single and she walked into there room with no kit on is gay.
    We've had this discussion before. I'm heterosexual, and I like women with tits, and brains. Hilton is conspicuously lacking in both.
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