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thats a very long piece of string thenOriginally posted by rc55
Oh, even better is to tie one house to another!
Worst ever.
Used to work for a optic component manufacturer. We had this fresh faced niave 18 year old lad start on the 6.30am shift in the cleanroom. I had picked him up from the HR area and taken on the guided tour and so on, so he trusted me totally when I handed this empty (de-ionized water) bottle at 10am and told him the nurse was requesting a urine sample. I tell him he has to do this as they are testing body water loss from being new to the cleanroom environment. He is then instructed to take it to the onsite medical centre.
So he goes to the loo to do the do. We (Rob, a fellow conspiritor and myself) give him the usual 5 minutes and then we would spring him & laugh it up. However...
Our production manager collars us as we are leaving the cleanroom. Talks to us for 15 minutes, when he finally lets us go out of the cleanroom, the newbie is nowhere to be seen
We found him wandering around the management offices with a bottle of ... under his jacket!
"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
lol, that reminds me of something even worse mate.Originally posted by Shorty
Worst ever.
Used to work for a optic component manufacturer. We had this fresh faced niave 18 year old lad start on the 6.30am shift in the cleanroom. I had picked him up from the HR area and taken on the guided tour and so on, so he trusted me totally when I handed this empty (de-ionized water) bottle at 10am and told him the nurse was requesting a urine sample. I tell him he has to do this as they are testing body water loss from being new to the cleanroom environment. He is then instructed to take it to the onsite medical centre.
So he goes to the loo to do the do. We (Rob, a fellow conspiritor and myself) give him the usual 5 minutes and then we would spring him & laugh it up. However...
Our production manager collars us as we are leaving the cleanroom. Talks to us for 15 minutes
We found him wandering around the management offices with a bottle of ... under his jacket!
One of the 'tough lads' at my high school pissed in a bottle of sprite topped it up with lemonade half and half it was and then gave it to some bloke in our class to drink. He downed a good two thirds of the bottle
hehe, i did a little one to me next door neighboors little bro, he opened his chrisps upside down so i told him you know your packets upside down so the dumb kid turned the packet upside down and all his food fell out, stupid kid you should of seen how much he cryed, it was so funny
errr ? ? ?
im confused
thats reallly mean mateOriginally posted by oddytomtom
hehe, i did a little one to me next door neighboors little bro, he opened his chrisps upside down so i told him you know your packets upside down so the dumb kid turned the packet upside down and all his food fell out, stupid kid you should of seen how much he cryed, it was so funny
we told some little kids yellow snow tastes of lemon....gullable little fools, they ate it. watchin their faces was hilarious, as was watchin the dog pee on it about 2 mins earlier...
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"
haha thats pretty harsh and disgusting lmaoOriginally posted by not_your_punk
we told some little kids yellow snow tastes of lemon....gullable little fools, they ate it. watchin their faces was hilarious, as was watchin the dog pee on it about 2 mins earlier....
im hoping thats a lie you just made up mateOriginally posted by not_your_punk
we told some little kids yellow snow tastes of lemon....gullable little fools, they ate it. watchin their faces was hilarious, as was watchin the dog pee on it about 2 mins earlier...
haha ive done quite a few times, is brilliant though as you watch their little faces change from a smiley one to a squashed upset oneOriginally posted by oddytomtom
hehe, i did a little one to me next door neighboors little bro, he opened his chrisps upside down so i told him you know your packets upside down so the dumb kid turned the packet upside down and all his food fell out, stupid kid you should of seen how much he cryed, it was so funny
aye tis pretty disgusting aint it mate, wonder if they ever found out lol.Originally posted by steve threlfall
im hoping thats a lie you just made up mate
i dunno. it was a couple of years ago and we were bored. plus it made us laugh.
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"
lol that is soooo cruel, just thinking bout it makes me cringe. didn't you have the urge to tell them after they had finished or didn't you feel any remorse?Originally posted by not_your_punk
i dunno. it was a couple of years ago and we were bored. plus it made us laugh.
nope
if war is the answer, then we are asking the wrong question
2 things i hate the most - xenophobia and the french
"chuffing"
lmao thats really harsh but pretty funnyOriginally posted by not_your_punk
nope
ahhhh, airduster upside down... spray on exposed skin...
only needs a light touch as the jump you get out of it is hilarious!
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