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    Mike Fishcake
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    How to be a wife beater.

    Passed this at work yesterday:


    (not altered in any way at all)

    Improve your spousal abuse!!!


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    wow, you would of thought the person who wrote it would recognise the mistake?!

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    lmfao

    Is that in Manchester?

    Theres also another slight funny but geeky one with HE awareness day aimed at the CS "beginners" that seem to be able to catch live grenades with their teeth
    Last edited by Lee H; 04-02-2006 at 11:28 AM.

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    lmao

    Rule number one on posters. Get somebody else to look at it. Print it out on paper and then show it to them. Then they tell you about the glaring spelling error which you'd not spotted. Don't show them the thing on the screen, you must print it out.

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    It's not a spelling mistake - i've been on similar courses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN
    lmfao

    Is that in Manchester?
    Indeed it is

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    rooofffll im sure many will sign up..

    HE (nade) awareness looks good... plenty of ppl playing cs who seem to be able to only chuck em at their own team

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    Haha thats on one of the signs outside Manchester University. I had some of my exams in that room . Wonder if that course would help me pass.
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    That reminds me of passing a set of small shops on in London a few years ago on the way to Gatwick.

    The first shop was a Gunsmiths, next door to it.........

    an Undertakers.
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    wow, was the sherrif's office just after that?

    Nice sign btw, saw your post on b3ta just before finding this one here, then took a looong time to reply

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicken
    wow, was the sherrif's office just after that?

    Nice sign btw, saw your post on b3ta just before finding this one here, then took a looong time to reply
    Hahahaha - so you're a b3tan as well as a hexite? TBH I don't spend as much time on b3ta as I used to. I just wasn't getting anything done. Still usually check the front page and QOTW a few times a week though.

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    Ғо ѕніzzLє му піzzLє chicken's Avatar
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    Yep, I've also not been on as much as I used to but recently it's actually been very funny again, I think the muslims have got the the hummus flowing all round

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