Funny Spam

[nvening]

Got any funny spam? I mean like this one i got, the fact it wants you to go on THAT link really makes me laugh (i didnt go on it and i have edited it to make it incorrect)

Evening Marwen,

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I truly agree this site posess every health product we hope for at lower
prices we need.

Thanks,
Matsuyo

[Clunk]

haha brilliant

ive not got any as good as that, but i did get one from someone called Cuthbert Forehead.

[Howard]

Evening Marwen!

[Mike Fishcake]

haha brilliant

ive not got any as good as that, but i did get one from someone called Cuthbert Forehead.

Best. Name. Ever.

[nvening]

got more

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[BlackDwarf]

Oh, you got my email's then?

[Lee H]

I got 1 of the usual Nigeria 419 emails but this one cracked me up as the person who died was a HE and then 1/2 way through they must have had a gender changing operation as it was a SHE when she died.

Suffice to say I had fun emailing the fraudster a few times asking about the operation, where it was done, before they got bored and stopped replying

[Howard]

tabular whether he is nineteen, twenty-nine, or ninety, I take him there in off dancing, La ra la, La ra la, until I felt a much greater
viscous I dont allude to the matter in that light, said Mr. Spenlow. particularly when she made Jip stand on his hind legs for toast,

[MAdMaN]

I got one the other day from a company advertising Microsoft Office 2003. Definately sent to the wrong person, seeing as the only reason Windows is on my computer is for gaming, with Linux used for everything else.

[DTM107]

Does anyone think this spam could be real ?!, sounds like easy money money to me, and there seems to be no risk at all

"Hello,

We want to offer you a job. Part time job consists of receiving payment
from customers (bank transfer) and making further payments to our main
office
or to one of our regional affiliate departments, depending on the
customer's
location. It should not take more that 4 hours per week. Agent's
commission is
6% from each transaction (for instance: you receive 2000GBP to your
bank
account, you will withdraw the money and keep 120GBP for yourself, your
salary
will be about 24000 GBP per year). All transfer and further money
transfer
related charges are also covered and paid by our company. So You'll be
responsible just for making proper payments in time (24 hrs. since the
successful receipt). Each transaction will be transferred only after
prior
notification and sometimes after a notification phone call.

If you are interested in our offer, please feel free to ask for the
general
provisions of the contract. Our e-mail address: hr@deoce.net

Best regards,
Deoce Capital Investment Ltd
http://www.deoce.net"

[DTM107]

This sounds good to me, I belive it -

"If you are @gainst smoking, just think how many peop1e
h@ve found their lovers just by asking a cigarette.
Smoking is the best way to lose weight.
Smoking is the _expression of independence and freedom.
ORDER HERE
@s much as you want, any kind you want"

[jklm_37]

dont gat spam personally...again i feel im missin out...

[DTM107]

And another -

"L1fe 1s too short to $ay “No” to smoking. D0n’t make your life meaningless at all.
ORDER HERE"

[DTM107]

I think I get far too much spam !!

[DTM107]

Reading all those spam posts has made me want a smoke ! Back in 5 !

[chrisj]

These spam posts all remind me of Spamusement, although I feel the spammers are getting lazy, I haven't had any funny spam in ages