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    Talking WHERE did my NOKIA go

    GUYs read this funny as hell
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    lmfao at this mate! the comment at the end is a killer

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    You'll find that the pic is a fake, nokia superimposed onto the x ray.
    Bored of the old one, new one coming soon

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    Originally posted by poolking
    You'll find that the pic is a fake, nokia superimposed onto the x ray.

    Did you read the statement below the article?

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    Ha ha ha, i guess it is a cheaper and less embarassing way of having to go and buy a sex toy of some kind

    /me goes and gets mobile

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    Sh1te phone though. The sliding fascia comes off too easily. She'd have been better off with an 8310 or something

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    Originally posted by Skii
    Sh1te phone though. The sliding fascia comes off too easily. She'd have been better off with an 8310 or something
    rofl which phone has the stronger virbatre feature though? hmmm ??

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    lol

    Please read this if you are simple

    Now look here. The above picture is something that we knocked up in the office. If you check out the description it says "Artist's impression of what doctors might have seen". Of course it's not a real X-ray. It wasn't even meant to look like a real X-ray. It was a visual gag, a joke. The story, however, is true. Do you see what we've done now?

    Incidentally, our technical correctness is indisputable. That is an X-ray of the relevant area. The phone actually is the Nokia 8550 and that is sort of the position that the phone would have been in, although probably not in such a beautifully posed way.
    I think someone missed these paragraphs
    Makes it even more ammusing though.

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    Last edited by Enverex; 07-11-2003 at 02:27 PM.

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    You can't beat a nokia for vibrating alert

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    Should have tryed it with a 9210

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    Originally posted by unrealrocks
    Should have tryed it with a 9210
    How about with an old Philips Diga, or a Satalite phone.... ouch....

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    Originally posted by unrealrocks
    Should have tryed it with a 9210
    Ass like a clowns pocket

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    I've always thought those Haier P5 pen phones must have had an alternate purpose

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