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    Wink Such is life...

    Why we split.....

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit.
    Then I caught her spending £ 65 on make-up.
    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
    I told her that's what the beer was for... I don't think she's coming back.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    lmfao class

    forwarding that one on to teh layde friend ^ ^
    Quote Originally Posted by Noni
    What the hell does "WTH" mean

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    Haha

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    lmao

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    nice one

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    Haha, nice one mate!

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    I Better not get drunk and repeat this LMAO
    Anyone seen my opteron?

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    "I told her that's what the beer was for"

    Hahahaha! Qualitee

    Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen...


    or not :/

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    haha, such a charmer

    that was quick wit by you

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    Oh man... that's worth the upset!

    Good effort, that man.

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    LOL

    Made me laugh, the mrs wasnt to impressed thou

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    Why we split.....

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit.
    Then I caught her spending £ 65 on make-up.
    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
    I told her that's what the beer was for... I don't think she's coming back.
    That made me chuckle! i showed it to Jon and he thought it was billiant

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    ROLF Brilliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD
    Why we split.....

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit.
    Then I caught her spending £ 65 on make-up.
    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
    I told her that's what the beer was for... I don't think she's coming back.
    Just forwarded to all my mates. Fantastic

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